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You were born on Friday
Since you were born has passed 20 years.
Since you were born has passed 244 months.
Since you were born has passed 1,061 weeks.
Since you were born has passed 7,437 days.
Since you were born has passed 178,513 hours.
Since you were born has passed 10,710,758 minutes.
Since you were born has passed 642,645,472 seconds.
Funny Facts:
Your heart beat 856,646,414 times
Your hair grewn 305 cm.
You slept 59,496 hours
You ate 8,255 kg. of food
You drank 10,568 liters of liquid
You walked 43,134,600 steps, about 14,339 km.
You blinked 114,232,320 times
You farted 111,555 times, producing 335 liters of CO2 (carbon dioxide) and 261 liters of CH4 (methane).
You urinated 25,286 times, almost 10,784 liters.
Since you were born has passed 20 years.
Since you were born has passed 244 months.
Since you were born has passed 1,061 weeks.
Since you were born has passed 7,437 days.
Since you were born has passed 178,513 hours.
Since you were born has passed 10,710,758 minutes.
Since you were born has passed 642,645,472 seconds.
Funny Facts:
Your heart beat 856,646,414 times
Your hair grewn 305 cm.
You slept 59,496 hours
You ate 8,255 kg. of food
You drank 10,568 liters of liquid
You walked 43,134,600 steps, about 14,339 km.
You blinked 114,232,320 times
You farted 111,555 times, producing 335 liters of CO2 (carbon dioxide) and 261 liters of CH4 (methane).
You urinated 25,286 times, almost 10,784 liters.
Posted on Tuesday, September 15, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
September 6, 2009
This is a story of a boy who is still struggling to find his identity in the ever-changing world and his love story which he will tell to people in the years to come. It's about the path of self-confusion, pride, the loudest heartbeat and a strong passion for a young lady...
Part I: The beginning [2008.Sep]
The days were still cloudy and cold. It's been like this for a while now. No desire for future, no memories about the past, I was living for today, as the furthest I would look forward to is the night to come. If I only could go through the night, the parties, the heavy drinking and the random hook-ups, nothing would matter to me at all. I considered myself the unlucky one and refused to think otherwise. Inside I could feel the emptiness and sorrow, which once used to overflow with joy and happiness, yet the dark days that followed which took away my innocence and childhood from me. Like the lightest feather, the most delicate wind would blow it away to the other end of the world. Days went on and on like an ever ending maze, no feelings or passion for anything except my cup of warm latte and my box of cigarettes. Those were the only things that made me peaceful. I would sit down on the BC plaza bench and take a deep breath. No thoughts, a journey into blankness. Then everything changed. My simple life suddenly got complicated, my peaceful mind suddenly filled up with question which myself couldn't answer. That night which I still remember it as it was yesterday, I saw her, an angel from the skies, something sacred and unreachable, the finest of god's creation. It was the Nasher party I remember, quarter to eleven pm, as I was one of the last few people to go in and see the new exhibition, two eyes met. The most beautiful eyes were standing just a few feet away, staring at me. I neither experienced it before nor believed in it, but it did happen, I fell in love by first sight... the first time in my life and probably the last time as well.
"...when the melody inside me starts to resonate, when the wind of passion slowly whispers, when two eyes meet with a spark of joy, when the music of the souls flirt with the same rhythm, when my heart feels your heartbeat, I know that I wanna see you again..."
I couldn't explain what was going on for me. As I had promised myself that I would never fall in love again, or at least for a few years, I reached self conflict. It was a situation of 50-50. I was confused. Then luckily my passion won me over, I dared to ask her out, opened up my feelings, came out of hibernation and said to myself "I'll give myself another chance". It didn't disappoint, the closer we became and the better we start to know each other, my passion grew stronger and stronger, I finally accepted the fact that I actually loved her. She was a freshman and I was a junior in college then. She tended not to show up or be late for a date which seems to be a common thing among girls. I knew generally that means "they didn't give a fuck" and when the outcome of the night is somehow disappointing, I used to tell myself that "she is still young and new, probably confused and overwhelmed". Those were the words I used to tell myself in order to make up for my lack of patience. She seemed to not care about me. I waited. I have never been this patient with the same girl before, and it used to surprise me at the first, but finally I also accepted the fact that she meant a lot for me. I was building up. I was recovering from my previous injury... but I was careful, I didn't want to take another hit. I didn't trust anyone. Time went on. I tried to figure out what was going through her mind and I would seek for the smallest signs or hints for the search of an answer. Things that started with a big burst of flames finally cooled down a little bit. I was getting annoyed. She is not the one to blame, but I was getting confused and angry more and more again for some unknown reasons.
Part II: Destined to be [2008.Nov]
Winter was on the way. It was not until Thanksgiving, when I realized that I should add some fuel to the "whole situation", I invited her for a Thanksgiving dinner. Few of my friends were also staying on campus for the break, so I planned for a big dinner, we would cook, and she would come over and help with my portion of the dinner. That's at least what I thought. Four pm. She didn't show up. That's fine I thought. Dinner time. I had absolutely no idea where she was. She never showed up. I cooked a lot, just for her. I tried to make it elegant. I was sad. I got disappointed. Then I got angry. I told myself "everything is over". I felt like I have been expecting way too much from her. I didn't know why I was giving this much effort for something that has.... erghhh... no potential benefit for me. I kept on telling myself "No more, no more!!!!!", but inside I believed everything will work out. I felt that all these things are destiny that one day she would come and hug me and tell me that she cared about me, in other words I believed in a fairy tale. I didn't give a fuck anymore. That's what I tried to do... Winter break. Now all I cared was having some fun and not thinking about anything, continuing my normal life, downgraded to where I was before a couple of months ago. Usually I am jerk, specially to girls. I try to be nice and respectful, but at times it just doesn't work out. Unfortunately when I am with her I could no longer be the same. I get influenced by some mysterious presence, maybe she had some kind of magical powers, who knows. New year. It was time for me to came back for the next semester. Winter break was long and fun. Now, sure that I erased her from my mind, with confidence, I came back to my school. It has been more than four months since I first met her. It was a real windy day. As soon as I got back, I realized one thing, forgetting someone is not as easy as it seems. I also realized that I completely forgot that I was going to take the same class as her. Art History. Shoot me!
Part III: A new prologue and the unhappy ending [2009.Jan]
In my introduction to art history class, professor Bruzelius, with her wonderful voice, started talking about the paleolithic period. She walked in. As always, a little late for class. I couldn't take my eyes off her, I was unconsciously staring at her. I suddenly felt happy, real happy to see her again. I missed her a lot. Ancient Egypt, Holy Roman Empire and Early Renaissance. It was the funnest class I had ever taken, but for a guy who is the master of procrastination, I struggled with the whole date memorization part. We formed a study group, me plus her. We would stay late at night in the library, just enjoying the time together instead of doing work. Every second I spent with her at the library I felt complete. Each second, I realized more and more about how much I loved this girl, those beautiful eyes, those sudden sighs, those adorable laughs, that childish behavior, that energetic character, those sexy lips, that perfume smell, I loved it all with my heart. I wanted to close my eyes and kiss her, but I didn't. With her, I was shy, yet I was happy. I wanted to hold her hands and cuddle, but I didn't. I don't know why. I was a coward. On the other hand, I was good enough friends with her that I felt like I would be risking a good friendship over a potential relationship, which I knew this is where things get a little messy, out of control. I had to decide what my next step was. I chose the Valentines Day to be the special day to ask her out. One problem was that the only way of communication with her was through internet. When she is not online, pretty much there was no way to reach her. I wanted to go to the Valentines dance party with her. Finally at three am, Valentines day, I found her on skype, but I didn't know what to say. I asked her "would you be my valentine..." She gently refused. She told me "I wouldn't cheat..." I respected that. I understood that. I always considered myself a man of honor. ...Yet I was expecting a yes as a response. I told her that I would be going for a walk. I thought that's how things are meant to be. I wanted to shout "why did god let me meet you in the first place?" but I knew that it was not the right thing to even think about, as I enjoyed every single second with her and I didn't regret anything at all. Sometimes a lot happens in your mind. I went for the longest walk of my life at 4 am in the morning. Cigarettes were my only friends now. Before entering my room, I took a deep breath and, then went to bed. The next time I saw her, I pretend as nothing happened. Now I knew I am merely just a friend, not someone special to her. I told myself it was fine. Life is never fair, I knew. We kept on hanging out and continued our study sessions together. Final exam time was one the way. Another year was nearing an end. The last time I saw her before leaving back for home was in the bus, and we hugged, had a formal goodbye and she told me she would send me a present for my birthday. That gave me tiny bit of hope. Funny, what people assume and expect from others and what small things can mean a lot. I never recieved anything. "Oh well" I said and I assured myself about the fact that everything is gone for good. The dreams once I had slowly faded away. Broken dreams of passion that is. I buried everything deep beneath my emotions. I believed it will never be touched and someday be forgotten. In the end, I blamed myself for everything. That is always the easiest way to feel better.
Part IV: Love is never gone [2009.Aug]
It was a busy summer. It's been almost a year since I first saw her, but things were different now. I started seeing things in a different way. Maybe the way I approached people changed. I probably matured as an individual. I started thinking about my future and what things could be done. One night, I had a dream. A couple of months back, I talked about her, how things turned out and what she meant for me that whether I should pursue her with a friend of mine who lives in Massachusetts, . She[my friend] told me a story of old man whom she met in the train. The old man was telling my friend about his love story of his youth.
"When he was in Japan, he fell in love with a Japanese woman but the it was during a time of hardship, that she wasn't allowed to follow the man. The time which they spent together was not long but their love and bonding remained forever. Even after multiple decades, it preserved itself and the old man was telling my friend that it was the best time he had in his life..."
She advised me to go for it and it was worth the risk, which can be something special. My friend told me why not enjoy the last year of college with someone who really matters to you. I was dreaming about this incident, this specific conversation. But this time I was the old man and she was the Japanese woman. It was one of the best dreams I have ever had. I woke up in the morning and thought what a silly thing to dream about. One thing always surprised me. When I am with anyone else, I never have a problem, I am usually a baller, P.I.M.P-ish type of guy who gets what he wants, but only when I am with her I return to my middle school state where I am shy and scared of girls, holding a girls hand would be an impossible task. I never understood that. All I knew was there was something wrong with me. Anyhow, it was the end of summer now and it was time to go back. One last year, one last push. I came back with a lot of things in mind, a lot of plans but she was not part of my plan. After all the disappointments, all the pain she brought me, excluding the fact it was not her fault, I was certain enough that she was buried safely in my heart and that we were just friends and that was it. We became real good friend over the course of the whole drama that had been inside me. My senior year I decided to live off-campus. Living off-campus seemed really fun, with a little set-back, getting back to campus. There are always trade-offs.
One morning when I was sleeping I received a phone call from her. She stored her stuff with me, and so she called to let me know that she was back and wanted to know where her stuff was. I told her it was in my apartment and she can come and get it anytime she wanted to. Then she told me something about "I am ready to go to all the parties with you...", something like that, I was not sure what she said and what she meant. Whatever it was, I thought "whatever". As a friend, I strongly felt like I should get some dinner with her and catch-up, I called the number she called from just to realize that it was her roommate's number. When I asked for her phone number, the roommate started questioning me about who I am, why I want to get the number... Finally got her phone number and called. The conversation would go as the following.
"Hello?"
"Hey wasssuuuuup, how is it going?"
"Who is this, is this Amaaaaar?"
"Who do you think it is, of course..."
"Heeeeeey, how did you get my number? I just got a new number today??????"
"I got my ways, hehe, you know me!"
"C'mooooon tell me...."
After a short conversation we agreed to get dinner after her last class at six pm and she would call me when she is done. Seven o'clock. I was waiting for someone to call me, secretly I was nervous. I kept on looking at my watch. That's what I do when I am nervous. Eight o'clock. I lost hope. She would never change, I thought. I called a friend to ask to get dinner with me while I was heading to the Armadillo Grill Bar. Maybe a drink as well, I told myself. After a while she called me. She told me that her class was longer than she expected, explaining the reason she was late and asked where I was. She came by to say "hi" to me. She was wearing a 70's style eyeglasses which made her look even prettier than before. I was trying to think which movie character she looks like while she was coming down the stairs. "Heyyyy, how was your summer..." our conversation started. It was not a long conversation but it felt good.
A few days later I saw her walking on the quad next to the bus stop in front of the Chapel. I shouted her name as loud as I can, didn't look back... I called her and she finally looked back. She was going to the computer shop. She asked me to join her, I welcomely agreed and we went on a little trip around Durham. It was a nice day. We had a pit-stop on a bridge over the highway, it was beautiful. Helped her to bring her stuff from my apartment to her dormitory and later on went for a dinner at the Marketplace where I saw a few old friends. After finally reaching west campus to drop her off, I thought "this is how things used to be." Now I felt I knew a lot about her. Not long after, I ran into her at a party. I was hanging out with a few friends, she was also enjoying the night with her friends. The night was young and the party scene continued. I was not enjoying the night that much. Maybe I was not drunk enough. Maybe for some other reasons... Then I was standing breathless before her while she was dancing in front of a big window, where you can see the light from the the outside streetlights shining from her back, a perfect light and shadow creation. Seemed breathtaking. Her graceful movements turned me on, and I wanted to kiss her once again, but this time I was not scared nor shy. I just knew how lame it will be when the next time I see her if things didn't work out and went wrong. Therefore, I decided to leave the dance floor quietly with a realization that I cannot outrun my love, my passion for her, that it will always be there in my heart... Only if she felt the same way...
Dedicated to A.K
2009.Sep.07
Posted on Sunday, September 06, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
August 7, 2009
Today I realized one thing. I would enjoy the hot chicks on the nice summer days. I would fall for a girl by first sight. I would think about someone all day long. I would stare into her eye with the biggest mystery and love. I would snuggle & flirt like there is no one around. But, I would never go after a girl like a mad man being chased by a god damn fucking dog. Why? Pride. Man pride. Maaaaaan, it’s man pride!!!! I have too much of that shit. I am one proud bastard. I am not saying it's a bad thing; it helped me on numerous occasions. On the other hand, my pride screwed me up in “no time”.
Let’s say I am meeting someone, not just someone, a girl and guess what when the date is fucking late? I get pissed offfffff, why? Pride, man, pride. And even better, when they don’t show up or bring up some fucked up shitty reason not to show up, in my little brain I understand: that’s a simple rejection baby! Even when they tell me that they are extremely sorry and sorry for all the trouble, I assume it’s a total failure and an unacceptable misunderstanding. Oh my pride! Is that a big deal? Am I letting the hottest of the chicks pass by me because of my man pride? Hmmm, maybe, but not really, I still get plenty to keep me entertained. It’s just because of my pride I did let go the people I actually cared for, and I still do the same thing for the people I actually kind of “like”.
I don’t lack the ability to “trap” or reach someone’s heart, but I do lack the patience and dexterity to make a smart move. Thanks to my pride! Why not, even the gays have pride… Pride me, pride you!
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
July 23, 2009
Long nites, dream lights...
Once almost reached, now seem so far away.
I believed, then faded,
Still believe, trying to reach...
Lost it somewhere on the way, don't dare to look back at the long journey and figure out where it is. Funny stories in my head, a new one every minute, making me dizzy at times. Oh why!? I am trying the best, but it never seem to be acceptable again. Broken thoughts and fragile minds. Laughter in the hall.
Well said, never found
Cloudy days over & over again
Stone cold, turned to be
Litte scared it might be what it is
Faith & destiny, guide me through
Little kids, unconcious dreams
First look, first impressions
Likable person, always fallen
Dreams of desire with broken wings,
Please forgive for all my sins...
-Thursday, July 23, 2009
Posted on Thursday, July 23, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
July 22, 2009
B.reed gedeg zaluugiin blogoos huulav.
source: http://manvsmandarin.blogspot.com/
TUESDAY, JULY 21, 2009
WHO PUT THIS CORN ON MY PIZZA?! and other Mongolian oddities
For those of you that happen to read this, it's becoming clear that I post about as often as I floss.
And for those of you that happen to be Dr. Tom Hathorn DDS, it's becoming clear that I lie about how much I floss about as often as I get my teeth cleaned.
Regardless, the following post is a list of the wonderful experiences I've had while trying to secure the same lifestyle I maintain in America, naively trying to make a system much larger than I can possibly ever fathom conform to the exact specifications of one person.
1) WHERE'S MY SHAVING CREAM?
So as it turns out, Mongolians don't use shaving cream. Go figure. Dry shaving and soap, my friends. I've been all over. Super markets. Gas stations. The State Department store (which specializes in imports). Grocery stores. Barber shops.
The best I've found are tiny Gillette containers that come free with nice razors. For a while, I entertained the notion of buying 14 new razors just for the shaving cream, but the thought of throwing away that many razors bothered me too much, so I held out. Fortunately, my friend Mr. Falt had mailed himself some from America and hooked me up. I immediately shaved off the weird looking thick goatee that had developed (thanks for the genes, Dad), and felt the smooth skin of my face with an appreciation that Tiny Tim must have felt when he discovered he could walk without crutches again.
2) NO SIR, WE DON'T SERVE VANILLA MILKSHAKES.
So check this out: There is no McDonald's here. Word on the street is that McDonald's doesn't think they would have enough locations successful in Mongolia to make hiring management profitable, so they won't franchise out here. HOWEVER, they sell all of their materials from China out to a Mongolian company called Big Burger (yea, I know I can't imagine how long it took their board of directors to come up with such a creative name, right?) which repackages all the food and sells it here in Mongolia.
Now, don't get me wrong, I don't usually eat at Big Burger. I usually graciously accept whatever weird nonsense that passes for food here is handed to me and eat it like a champ, with a smile on my face and a look that says, "I appreciate your culture and that you are sharing it with me."
But sometimes, I just can't live the lie any longer, and I need a satisfaction that only fried potatoes and grilled beef can give a man (and yes, by "satisfaction", I do mean "life-shortening effect").
The other day, however, I was deeply saddened to see that the milkshake menu included only two flavor choices, neither of which are industry standard. Banana and Strawberry. Now, let's face it, only the weirdos and your little brother get Strawberry flavored milkshakes, and banana doesn't even enter the picture. Real people get vanilla or chocolate.
So I asked. Where art thou vanilla?
No vanilla. No chocolate. I immediately understood. It must be premixed and come in big bags that are frozen and ejected in streams by the machines. I worked at Sonic long enough in high school to know how that works, so I passed on the milkshake and got a Coke.
BUT I WAS DECEIVED...for while waiting in line for my fries, I noticed another customer order a strawberry shake, and out of boredom watched them make it. They started with scoops of vanilla. Added the strawberry. Added the ice. And mixed it. They also had chocolate syrup on hand for the sundae's, which means they could definitely make either chocolate or vanilla shakes.
"Wait, can you make a vanilla shake?" (This was all translated, btw (recursive parenthesis: btw is "by the way" for all of you people that actually have lives).) <--(Some people forget the second parenthesis when they put one inside another. I never forget. Thank you, Matlab. Nerd joke for all my engineering/compsci friends out there. For the rest of you, I'll get back to the writing now.)
"No, we can't."
"What if I order a strawberry milkshake and you just leave out the strawberry?"
"Why would you do that?"
"Because I want just the vanilla."
"We don't make vanilla."
Conversation clearly becoming cyclical here. I realize I would be better suited to just order a strawberry and stop them from adding it myself. I do that. It results in mass confusion and hysteria, and although I got the vanilla milkshake out of it, the workers seemed like they needed a few therapy sessions to recover from the damage of having to make a strawberry shake without strawberries. Next time, I'm going to go for the big chocolate shake, but I don't want to push people too far in one week. They need time to adjust to this new way of thinking about shakes.
3)WHO PUT THIS CORN ON MY PIZZA?
And the one you've all been waiting for.
Sometimes I get a hankering for food that doesn't exist here. Which is really easy to do, of course, because:
The Mongolian diet is 98% cow. The Mongolians use cow for everything. Food. Toothpaste. Glue. Wallpaper. Etc.
It's like George Washington Carver with his peanuts, but these people have beaten his usage count by about 2 million. (For those of you that just googled G.W Carver and subsequently got lost on his Wikipedia page, I salute you.)
Fresh fruit and vegetables are expensive and hard to find here, because a lot of it has to be imported. As a result, apples actually cost twice as much here as in the states, which is crazy, because the average wage here is about a twentieth of the average in the states. As a result, people have found a lot of different ways to cook beef, and there really aren't very many vegetarians here. (I also wish to note that there are very many Indians here, either, ahha. Eh. Alright, that wasn't very funny.)
Besides the veggie problem, because dockspace is non-existent here, no fresh fish is available, and it has to be shipped in from other locations. As a result, I'm really not exaggerating when I say that beef is what's for dinner.
The other day, it occurred to me that I hadn't had a good pizza in ages, so I stopped by a place called MR. PIZZA. (There is also a MR. CHICKEN and a MR. FISH SET (whatever that means) and also a MR. CHICKEN AND FISH SET, which makes me wonder why there isn't a MR. PIZZA AND CHICKEN, and other permutations, although I suspect pizza and chicken don't compliment each other as well as chicken and fish).
Anyway, I'm repeating this name in my head and looking at the menu images of these big fat New Yorker style pizzas, salivating over the cheesy goodness that will soon be mine.
Of course, my imagination escalates as their oven heats up, and by the time my pizza box rolls around, I look like that furry creature on the Honey Comb commercials. I rip open the box, only to find:
SOMEONE PUT CORN ON MY PEPPERONI PIZZA. And now comes the dirty part, the part that will make your stomach drop out and your legs weak. They didn't put on any tomato sauce. It's just bread and cheese and corn. And rice. That's a New York pizza in Mongolia.
This is a place that calls themselves MR. PIZZA, and they don't have tomato sauce. I even asked for some on the side to dip it in. None.
And yea, you're right. I should have known. I should have known tomatoes were too expensive. I should have known the images were from the internet and pasted carelessly on their menus for decorative purposes. I should have known.
So this is the part of the blog where I lay aside the humor and get down to what this all makes me think about:
There's a reason American culture lends itself to globalization; it was created globally and perfected in an environment where only the most desired elements survived. Fast food is terrible for our health, but it's catchy because we all like it. And sex sells, but all of us are making it sell when we by products marketed that way. We can write books all day about the way technology is changing the world and blah blah blah, but we're all driving that change piece by piece, because we like it, and it helps us stay productive.
In other words, there are a lot of bad parts of American culture, but also a lot of good parts. Sometimes people come to our country looking for the good parts and instead they find only the bad parts, and then they get all confused and drop out of the culture (parents that only want their kids to only marry within their ethnic group, etc.). But the thing is, you gotta accept the good with the bad. American cities are violent, but American cities are free. American culture is irreverent towards old ways of thinking, but American culture is dynamic and ready to accept new ideas. At some point in time, everyone has something to complain about, but for the most part, we are fortunate to live in a country where most of the stuff we complain about is small change compared to the problems in other countries.
One day, our culture will be the world's culture. As communication shrinks the world, and economic interactions drive increased connections, culture merge is going to occur more frequently. Nevermind the language barriers. Computers will translate live for us. Technologies we can't even imagine. And then we will have this strange uni-culture with little resistance pockets that hold on for specific reasons (the future-Amish). And that uni-culture is going to be something like America's, one that takes pieces from every place, selects out the best (or most desired) elements, and throws away the ones that don't work for people. This is probably the closest to peace we will ever come as humans, and I regret that I won't live to see it happen.
(If you don't believe me on this one, you need to fly to another country and ask the locals how things have changed in the last ten years, and then think about what another two thousand will do. It's hard to imagine, but it's already happening and very real.)
And yet, as much as I like American culture and imagining all the benefits future uni-culture will bring...there is still something to be said for under-development. As the Mongolian economy develops, the people will incrementally come to rely on cow significantly less. While in the end I know this is good for their health and lifestyle, I can't help but feel that something is lost in the mix-down, although I can't put my finger on it. ...It's not diversity loss I'm concerned with; variety will be abundant in the uni-culture, too, I'm sure.
It's more of the appreciation that scarcity gives a man.
Like something to do with the way the things we don't have lend meaning to the things we do.
And to be honest with you, my pizza wasn't so bad.
Posted on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
July 15, 2009
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage: coffee
2. last phone call: mom
3. last text message: a friend, Tengis
4. last song you listened to: mmmm, you were my everything by aviation ...
5. last time you cried: year and a half ago or so
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice: yes sir
7. been cheated on: nope
8. kissed someone & regretted it: absolutely
9. lost someone special: yes
10. been depressed: yes
11. been drunk and threw up: ha, sure
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black
13. White
14. Brown
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: yes
16. Fallen out of love: no way
17. Laughed until you cried: no
18. Met someone who changed you: i think yes
19. Found out who your true friends were: no
20. Found out someone was talking about you: no
21. Kissed anyone on your fb friend's list: yeah...
GENERAL:
22. How many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life: fairly decent amount
24. Do you have any pets? not yet
25. Do you want to change your name: hell why?
26. What did you do for your last birthday: got food poisoning, threw up & almost died
27. What time did you wake up today: 11ish
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: playing canasta(card game)
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: get the hell out of school
30. Last time you saw your Mother: a few minutes ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish... i could sing better
32. What are you listening to right now: car honking
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: a couple of times
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: waiting for someone to text me back
35. Most visited webpage: facebook.com
37. Nicknames: ehhh, avraga
38. Relationship Status: single as a piece of match in a box
39. Zodiac sign: Taurus
40. Male or female: male
41. Elementary: Hobby/Simmons school of San Jose/Sant
42. Middle School: Sant
43. High School: Sant
44. Hair colour: dark as fuck
45. Long or short: long
46. Height: 5-10 ish
47. Do you have a crush on someone: always
48. What do you like about yourself: ability to criticize myself
49. Piercings: nope
50. Tattoos: someday, yes
51. Righty or lefty: right right right
FIRSTS :
52. First crush: when I was in 3rd grade/forgot her name, she was a blode girl/
53. First piercing: n/a
54. First best friend: unu/tsek
55. First sport you joined: basketball
56. First vacation: idk
58. First car: nissan terrano
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: ehhh, nothing
60. Drinking: nothing
61. I'm about to: go to dinner
62. Listening to: children playing outside
63. Waiting for: to finish this questionnaire
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: yep, a lot
65. Get Married?: hell yeah, but after a few years
66. Career?: ahhh, entrepreneur
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: warm hugs
69. Shorter or taller: taller
70. Older or Younger: younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous: romantic
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: not sure @ the moment
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker hell yeah
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: yes
77. Drank hard liquor: obviously
78. Lost glasses/contacts: sun-glasses
79. Sex on first date: yes
80. Broken someone's heart: maybe
81. Had your own heart broken: multiple times
82. Been arrested: not yet
83. Turned someone down: yes
84. Cried when someone died: yes
85. Fallen for a friend: yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: always
87. Miracles: why not
88. Love at first sight: 100% yes
89. Heaven: nope
90. Santa Claus: who doesn't
91. Kiss on the first date: we'll see
92. Angels: no no
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Had more than one bf/gf?: yes
95. Did you sing today: yep
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: no
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why?: that wouldn't happen
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: the day that i first saw her
99. Are you afraid of falling in love with somebody else?: yeah
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: waste of my time
1. last beverage: coffee
2. last phone call: mom
3. last text message: a friend, Tengis
4. last song you listened to: mmmm, you were my everything by aviation ...
5. last time you cried: year and a half ago or so
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice: yes sir
7. been cheated on: nope
8. kissed someone & regretted it: absolutely
9. lost someone special: yes
10. been depressed: yes
11. been drunk and threw up: ha, sure
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black
13. White
14. Brown
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: yes
16. Fallen out of love: no way
17. Laughed until you cried: no
18. Met someone who changed you: i think yes
19. Found out who your true friends were: no
20. Found out someone was talking about you: no
21. Kissed anyone on your fb friend's list: yeah...
GENERAL:
22. How many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life: fairly decent amount
24. Do you have any pets? not yet
25. Do you want to change your name: hell why?
26. What did you do for your last birthday: got food poisoning, threw up & almost died
27. What time did you wake up today: 11ish
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: playing canasta(card game)
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: get the hell out of school
30. Last time you saw your Mother: a few minutes ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish... i could sing better
32. What are you listening to right now: car honking
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: a couple of times
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: waiting for someone to text me back
35. Most visited webpage: facebook.com
37. Nicknames: ehhh, avraga
38. Relationship Status: single as a piece of match in a box
39. Zodiac sign: Taurus
40. Male or female: male
41. Elementary: Hobby/Simmons school of San Jose/Sant
42. Middle School: Sant
43. High School: Sant
44. Hair colour: dark as fuck
45. Long or short: long
46. Height: 5-10 ish
47. Do you have a crush on someone: always
48. What do you like about yourself: ability to criticize myself
49. Piercings: nope
50. Tattoos: someday, yes
51. Righty or lefty: right right right
FIRSTS :
52. First crush: when I was in 3rd grade/forgot her name, she was a blode girl/
53. First piercing: n/a
54. First best friend: unu/tsek
55. First sport you joined: basketball
56. First vacation: idk
58. First car: nissan terrano
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: ehhh, nothing
60. Drinking: nothing
61. I'm about to: go to dinner
62. Listening to: children playing outside
63. Waiting for: to finish this questionnaire
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: yep, a lot
65. Get Married?: hell yeah, but after a few years
66. Career?: ahhh, entrepreneur
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: warm hugs
69. Shorter or taller: taller
70. Older or Younger: younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous: romantic
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: not sure @ the moment
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker hell yeah
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: yes
77. Drank hard liquor: obviously
78. Lost glasses/contacts: sun-glasses
79. Sex on first date: yes
80. Broken someone's heart: maybe
81. Had your own heart broken: multiple times
82. Been arrested: not yet
83. Turned someone down: yes
84. Cried when someone died: yes
85. Fallen for a friend: yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: always
87. Miracles: why not
88. Love at first sight: 100% yes
89. Heaven: nope
90. Santa Claus: who doesn't
91. Kiss on the first date: we'll see
92. Angels: no no
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Had more than one bf/gf?: yes
95. Did you sing today: yep
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: no
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why?: that wouldn't happen
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: the day that i first saw her
99. Are you afraid of falling in love with somebody else?: yeah
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: waste of my time
Posted on Wednesday, July 15, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
July 3, 2009
June 28, 2009
June 26, 2009
A man travelling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot
on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's' room door, it was "OCCUPIED".
The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the Ladies room, but
cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The Buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP, and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man
let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his
entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!" Still curious he pressed the button
marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out
of this world! The Button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc
to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out,
"What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"
The nurse replied, "Yes you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for
Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow!"
on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's' room door, it was "OCCUPIED".
The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the Ladies room, but
cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The Buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP, and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man
let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his
entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!" Still curious he pressed the button
marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out
of this world! The Button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc
to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out,
"What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"
The nurse replied, "Yes you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for
Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow!"
Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
June 23, 2009
1. "Чи надад хайртай юу? Чи одоо юуны тухай бодож байна...?"
Орон дотроо хайртай хүнээсээ энэ асуултыг ярианы сэдэв болгож асуух хэрэггүй. Мэдээж бүсгүй та "тийм", "чиний тухай" гэсэн хариултыг сонсохыг хүсч байгаа. Харин хариулт сонссоныхоо дараа "худал" хэлээгүй байгаа гэсэн бодолд автана. Үнэндээ эрчүүд үргэлж худал хэлдэг. Эрэгтэй хүмүүс сексийн дараа тэр дороо л унтаагүй бол ямар нэгэн зүйлийн талаар бодох дургүй байдаг тул таны асуултанд шууд л хариулна. Харин та энэ асуултыг үнэн сэтгэлээсээ асуусан бол эрчүүдийн хувьд утгагүй асуулт тул бухимдалд хүргэдэг. Эрэгтэй хүний сэтгэхүй нэгэнт ийм тул яалтай билээ, хүнд ажлын дараа хэн ч юм бодолгүй сайхан амрахыг хүсдэг шүү дээ.
2."Чи миний хуучин найзтай минь адилгүй/адилхан юм..."
Бүсгүй таны хувьд "хуучин" гэгдэх боловч эрэгтэй хүний хувьд үргэлж "өрсөлдөгч" нь байх болно. Эрчүүдийн сэтгэхүйд хайртай бүсгүйгээ бүрэн "өмчлөх" хүсэл бат бөх суусан байдаг тул урьдын хэнийг ч "хүчтэй өрсөлдөгч" гэж боддог. Тиймээс, найзынхаа байр суурийг эзэлж явсан хүний талаар дурсаж, өөртэй нь харьцуулахад илүүтэй дургүйцэл нь төрнө. Хэрэв та энэ үгийг байнга хэлдэг бол түүнд "хуучин найз нь одоо болтол сэтгэл зүрхэнд нь байдаг учир ийнхүү харьцуулдаг юм байна" гэсэн бодолыг төрүүлэх вий. Бүсгүй та ч гэсэн өөрийгөө эрэгтэй хүний байранд тавиад үзээрэй. Байнга чи миний өмнөх найз охиноос ийм тийм ялгаатай гэх мэт үгсийг сонсвол танд лав тааламжай байхгүй нь мэдээж. Өнгөрсөн юм өнгөрсөндөө л сайхан биш гэж үү?
3. "Чамгүйгээр би амьдарч чадахгүй!"
Эмэгтэй та энэхүү үгийг хэлснээрээ түүнд хайртайгаа илэрхийлж байна гэж бодож байгаа бол энэ нь хамгийн том эндүүрэл юм. Учир нь энэ үгийг "Надад ухаангүй дурласан болохоор яасан ч яах вэ" гэж зарим нэгэнд нь бодоход хүргэдэг бол үлдсэн хэсэгт нь зайгаа барихад хүргэдэг. Эмэгтэй хүнд хэзээ ч ихэмсэг зан байх /хэмжээндээ гэхдээ/ байх ёстой бөгөөд "чамайг алдчих юий" гэсэн айдсыг байнга мэдрүүлж, сонирхолтой байх хэрэгтэй.
4. "Дэмий зүйлд мөнгөө үрээд..."
Бүсгүй хүн та энэ үгийг хэзээ ч хэлж болохгүй. Харин ч танд бэлэг авч өгвөл үнэн сэтгэлээсээ баярлах хэрэгтэй. Ихэнх бүсгүйчүүд "Зүгээр л мөнгийг нь өгчихсөн бол би өөрөө сонголт хийгээд хэрэгцээтэй зүйлээ авахгүй юу" гэж боддог нь нууц биш. Эрчүүдэд бэлэг сонгох нь маш их дарамт авчирдаг. Хэрэв танд санаачлагаараа бэлэг авч өгсөн бол та түүний хувьд эрхэм хүн нь гэсэн үг. "Дэмий зүйлд мөнгө үрлээ" гэхийн оронд үнэн сэтгэлээсээ баярлаж талархахгүй бол магад дараачийн бэлэг өөр бүсгүйд очих вий...
5. "Ээж чинь... бла бла"
Ингэж хэзээ ч битгий гомдол. Тухайн хүн ямар ч бай эрэгтэй хүний хувьд ээж нь л болохоор хадмынхаа талаар сайн зүйлийг ярьж бай. Энэ "Алтан" дүрмийг баримтлахгүй бол та хоёр насан туршдаа дайтах болно. Энэ дайнд ялагч гэж байдаггүйг хэзээ ч битгий март. Эр хүний эхийг өчүүхэн төдий муулахад л байдар сөргөөр эргэнэ. Үнэнийг өгүүлж байсан ч ярих тусам таныг үзэн ядах болно. Ямар ч эр хүн эхийнхээ талд ордоггийг ойлгох хэрэгтэй. Хадамтайгаа сайн харьцаатай байснаар гэр бүлд тайван уур амьсгал бий болдог юм шүү.
6. "Чи үнэхээр доожоогүй юм..."
Ямар ч тохиолдолд энэ үг эрчүүдийг гомдооно. Хэрвээ таны найз чинь орондоо тааруу бол энэ үг түүнийг тарчлаан шаналаах болно. Эр хүн гэсэн утгаараа тэдний дотор "өөртөө итгэлтэй, бардам зан" ямагт нуугдаж байдаг. Иймэрхүү утгатай үг хэлэхийнхээ оронд болохгүй байгаа зүйлийнхээ талаар ярилцааз нэг үзээрэй...
Орон дотроо хайртай хүнээсээ энэ асуултыг ярианы сэдэв болгож асуух хэрэггүй. Мэдээж бүсгүй та "тийм", "чиний тухай" гэсэн хариултыг сонсохыг хүсч байгаа. Харин хариулт сонссоныхоо дараа "худал" хэлээгүй байгаа гэсэн бодолд автана. Үнэндээ эрчүүд үргэлж худал хэлдэг. Эрэгтэй хүмүүс сексийн дараа тэр дороо л унтаагүй бол ямар нэгэн зүйлийн талаар бодох дургүй байдаг тул таны асуултанд шууд л хариулна. Харин та энэ асуултыг үнэн сэтгэлээсээ асуусан бол эрчүүдийн хувьд утгагүй асуулт тул бухимдалд хүргэдэг. Эрэгтэй хүний сэтгэхүй нэгэнт ийм тул яалтай билээ, хүнд ажлын дараа хэн ч юм бодолгүй сайхан амрахыг хүсдэг шүү дээ.
2."Чи миний хуучин найзтай минь адилгүй/адилхан юм..."
Бүсгүй таны хувьд "хуучин" гэгдэх боловч эрэгтэй хүний хувьд үргэлж "өрсөлдөгч" нь байх болно. Эрчүүдийн сэтгэхүйд хайртай бүсгүйгээ бүрэн "өмчлөх" хүсэл бат бөх суусан байдаг тул урьдын хэнийг ч "хүчтэй өрсөлдөгч" гэж боддог. Тиймээс, найзынхаа байр суурийг эзэлж явсан хүний талаар дурсаж, өөртэй нь харьцуулахад илүүтэй дургүйцэл нь төрнө. Хэрэв та энэ үгийг байнга хэлдэг бол түүнд "хуучин найз нь одоо болтол сэтгэл зүрхэнд нь байдаг учир ийнхүү харьцуулдаг юм байна" гэсэн бодолыг төрүүлэх вий. Бүсгүй та ч гэсэн өөрийгөө эрэгтэй хүний байранд тавиад үзээрэй. Байнга чи миний өмнөх найз охиноос ийм тийм ялгаатай гэх мэт үгсийг сонсвол танд лав тааламжай байхгүй нь мэдээж. Өнгөрсөн юм өнгөрсөндөө л сайхан биш гэж үү?
3. "Чамгүйгээр би амьдарч чадахгүй!"
Эмэгтэй та энэхүү үгийг хэлснээрээ түүнд хайртайгаа илэрхийлж байна гэж бодож байгаа бол энэ нь хамгийн том эндүүрэл юм. Учир нь энэ үгийг "Надад ухаангүй дурласан болохоор яасан ч яах вэ" гэж зарим нэгэнд нь бодоход хүргэдэг бол үлдсэн хэсэгт нь зайгаа барихад хүргэдэг. Эмэгтэй хүнд хэзээ ч ихэмсэг зан байх /хэмжээндээ гэхдээ/ байх ёстой бөгөөд "чамайг алдчих юий" гэсэн айдсыг байнга мэдрүүлж, сонирхолтой байх хэрэгтэй.
4. "Дэмий зүйлд мөнгөө үрээд..."
Бүсгүй хүн та энэ үгийг хэзээ ч хэлж болохгүй. Харин ч танд бэлэг авч өгвөл үнэн сэтгэлээсээ баярлах хэрэгтэй. Ихэнх бүсгүйчүүд "Зүгээр л мөнгийг нь өгчихсөн бол би өөрөө сонголт хийгээд хэрэгцээтэй зүйлээ авахгүй юу" гэж боддог нь нууц биш. Эрчүүдэд бэлэг сонгох нь маш их дарамт авчирдаг. Хэрэв танд санаачлагаараа бэлэг авч өгсөн бол та түүний хувьд эрхэм хүн нь гэсэн үг. "Дэмий зүйлд мөнгө үрлээ" гэхийн оронд үнэн сэтгэлээсээ баярлаж талархахгүй бол магад дараачийн бэлэг өөр бүсгүйд очих вий...
5. "Ээж чинь... бла бла"
Ингэж хэзээ ч битгий гомдол. Тухайн хүн ямар ч бай эрэгтэй хүний хувьд ээж нь л болохоор хадмынхаа талаар сайн зүйлийг ярьж бай. Энэ "Алтан" дүрмийг баримтлахгүй бол та хоёр насан туршдаа дайтах болно. Энэ дайнд ялагч гэж байдаггүйг хэзээ ч битгий март. Эр хүний эхийг өчүүхэн төдий муулахад л байдар сөргөөр эргэнэ. Үнэнийг өгүүлж байсан ч ярих тусам таныг үзэн ядах болно. Ямар ч эр хүн эхийнхээ талд ордоггийг ойлгох хэрэгтэй. Хадамтайгаа сайн харьцаатай байснаар гэр бүлд тайван уур амьсгал бий болдог юм шүү.
6. "Чи үнэхээр доожоогүй юм..."
Ямар ч тохиолдолд энэ үг эрчүүдийг гомдооно. Хэрвээ таны найз чинь орондоо тааруу бол энэ үг түүнийг тарчлаан шаналаах болно. Эр хүн гэсэн утгаараа тэдний дотор "өөртөө итгэлтэй, бардам зан" ямагт нуугдаж байдаг. Иймэрхүү утгатай үг хэлэхийнхээ оронд болохгүй байгаа зүйлийнхээ талаар ярилцааз нэг үзээрэй...
Posted on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
June 22, 2009
Хавар
Мөнх тэнгэрийн дор мянга мянган хавар
Монголын сайхан оронд жил жил дэлгэр
Энх улирал ханхлахад хүний сэтгэл тэнэгэр
Өвсний соёо ногоороход морь мал ханагар
Холхи нар ойртож хасын цас хайлахад
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Уул, ус, нар, сартай нөхөрлөнө
Хүн бүр өтгөсийг үдэж нялхсыг угтан
Мянга мянган жил өчүүхэн ч чөлөө завгүй
1935 он
Posted on Monday, June 22, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
When all my hopes and dreams
Have been betrayed
I stand before you
My hands are empty
I am yours
If you are mine
When I fall and stumble
Flat on my face
When I'm shamed and humbled
In disgrace
I am yours
If you are mine
When voices call me
To question my faith
When misperception
Taints my love with hate
I am yours
If you are mine
When time decides
It won't stop for me
When the hawks and vultures
Are circling
I am yours
If you are mine ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3SsTT4lyKg
Have been betrayed
I stand before you
My hands are empty
I am yours
If you are mine
When I fall and stumble
Flat on my face
When I'm shamed and humbled
In disgrace
I am yours
If you are mine
When voices call me
To question my faith
When misperception
Taints my love with hate
I am yours
If you are mine
When time decides
It won't stop for me
When the hawks and vultures
Are circling
I am yours
If you are mine ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3SsTT4lyKg
Posted on Monday, June 22, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
June 16, 2009
Хог новшоо цэвэрлэж байгаад уранхай цаасан дээр бичсэн нэгэн тэмдэглэлийг олж харав. Энэ тэмдэглэл нэгэн охины тухай болмой. Бараг жил гаруйн өмнө бичсэн санагдана. Яг нэгэн бүсгүйд уярч дуулдгийн даваан дээр арай биш юм аа гэдгийг ойлгоод самууран буй ухаанаа цэгнэн цэглэж боломжит эрсдэлээс аврагдсан ба үүнд талархах хүн байгаа гэдгийг цохон тэдэглэмээр байна.
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Аргалын утааны үнэр хамрын шархираа гаргах шиг болов. Алсын уулсыг ширтэн суух бээр мөнөөх л утаа тэртээх дуниартан буй хөх уулстай нийлэн замхрана. Нүдний өмнө тал нутаг зурайн харагдана. Сүргээсээ тасарсан нэгэн хурга, нэлээдгүй сэрэглэн нүдтэй, ажиглаад байвал бас ч гэж эрх бололтой энэ тэрээгүүр гүйн харагдана. Бодвол өнчин бололтой. Цаахан талд нь байгаа эхийнхээ ирэхийг тэсэн ядан хүлээж мөөрөх хэнц тугал хийгээд мөнөөх хурга хоёрын хөөцөлдөн гүйлдэх, газраас дээш тортойх ч зүйлгүй талд тэнгэр баганадан харагдах шонд тушаатай саарал, бор зүсмийн хоёр хурдан хүлэг тэрхэн нүдэнд зураг болон бууна. Анх энэ тэмдэглэлийг бичиж эхлэхэд тээр өндөрт байсан нар одоо уулсын дээгүүр тогтон суух үүлний араар шингэн орж эх орныг минь мөнхөд ширтэх хөх тэнгэрийг ягааруулан харагдуулна. Анир чимээгүй талд хааяа нэг нохой хуцах, хүн ханиахыг эс тооцвол өөр чимээ үл сонсогдох мэт. Ахмадуудын ширээ тойрч суугаад ярилцах яриа цагийн эрхэнд, салхины эрчинд гандаж гундсан мод лугаа адил чимээгүйхэн мөнөөх л талд шингэн ширгэнэ.
Энэхүү мөчид миний бие Төв аймгийн Баян сумаас 30 орчим км зайтай орших Бөөрөлжүүтийн тал хэмээх байгалийн үзэсгэлэн цогцолсон газар наран жаргахыг хараад сууж байгаа нь энэ бөлгөө. Сэтгэл нэг л тайван бөгөөд амарлангуй суух боловч нэгэн зүйлийн тухай өөрийн мэдэлгүй бодон суугаагаа анзаарлаа. Тэр нэгэн бүсгүйг. Би өөрийгөө дурламтгай нэгэн гэдгээ мэдэх боловч арай ч хүнд дурлах цаг нь болоогүй байдаг. Дөнгөн даган гарын таван хуруунд багтах төдий учирсан, яаруу сандруу, хагас ухаантай байдлаар, зүсийг нь таних, нэрийг нь мэдэх төдий тийм нэгэн учрал юуны учир тархи толгойноос гарахгүй байгааг бодоод бодоод үл ойлгоно. Тэр бүсгүй магад надад таалагдсан биз, гэхдээ би түүнд сайн болоогүй, сэтгэл алдраагүй, дурлаж шаналаагүй, хайрлаж дуулаагүй байж... зөвхөн шохоорхлын мананд тэмтчин яваагаа мэдэн буй ч юунд ингэж үдшийн зүүд өдрийн бодол болон буйг үл ойлгоно.
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Аргалын утааны үнэр хамрын шархираа гаргах шиг болов. Алсын уулсыг ширтэн суух бээр мөнөөх л утаа тэртээх дуниартан буй хөх уулстай нийлэн замхрана. Нүдний өмнө тал нутаг зурайн харагдана. Сүргээсээ тасарсан нэгэн хурга, нэлээдгүй сэрэглэн нүдтэй, ажиглаад байвал бас ч гэж эрх бололтой энэ тэрээгүүр гүйн харагдана. Бодвол өнчин бололтой. Цаахан талд нь байгаа эхийнхээ ирэхийг тэсэн ядан хүлээж мөөрөх хэнц тугал хийгээд мөнөөх хурга хоёрын хөөцөлдөн гүйлдэх, газраас дээш тортойх ч зүйлгүй талд тэнгэр баганадан харагдах шонд тушаатай саарал, бор зүсмийн хоёр хурдан хүлэг тэрхэн нүдэнд зураг болон бууна. Анх энэ тэмдэглэлийг бичиж эхлэхэд тээр өндөрт байсан нар одоо уулсын дээгүүр тогтон суух үүлний араар шингэн орж эх орныг минь мөнхөд ширтэх хөх тэнгэрийг ягааруулан харагдуулна. Анир чимээгүй талд хааяа нэг нохой хуцах, хүн ханиахыг эс тооцвол өөр чимээ үл сонсогдох мэт. Ахмадуудын ширээ тойрч суугаад ярилцах яриа цагийн эрхэнд, салхины эрчинд гандаж гундсан мод лугаа адил чимээгүйхэн мөнөөх л талд шингэн ширгэнэ.
Энэхүү мөчид миний бие Төв аймгийн Баян сумаас 30 орчим км зайтай орших Бөөрөлжүүтийн тал хэмээх байгалийн үзэсгэлэн цогцолсон газар наран жаргахыг хараад сууж байгаа нь энэ бөлгөө. Сэтгэл нэг л тайван бөгөөд амарлангуй суух боловч нэгэн зүйлийн тухай өөрийн мэдэлгүй бодон суугаагаа анзаарлаа. Тэр нэгэн бүсгүйг. Би өөрийгөө дурламтгай нэгэн гэдгээ мэдэх боловч арай ч хүнд дурлах цаг нь болоогүй байдаг. Дөнгөн даган гарын таван хуруунд багтах төдий учирсан, яаруу сандруу, хагас ухаантай байдлаар, зүсийг нь таних, нэрийг нь мэдэх төдий тийм нэгэн учрал юуны учир тархи толгойноос гарахгүй байгааг бодоод бодоод үл ойлгоно. Тэр бүсгүй магад надад таалагдсан биз, гэхдээ би түүнд сайн болоогүй, сэтгэл алдраагүй, дурлаж шаналаагүй, хайрлаж дуулаагүй байж... зөвхөн шохоорхлын мананд тэмтчин яваагаа мэдэн буй ч юунд ингэж үдшийн зүүд өдрийн бодол болон буйг үл ойлгоно.
Posted on Tuesday, June 16, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
June 15, 2009
Би нэгэн бүсгүйг таньдаг юм. Нэг их удаагүйээ, саяхан танилцсан. Миний морин хуурын багш. Мөн миний нэгэн найзын минь дотны анд. Сонирхолтой ч юм шиг, багш-шавь болон найзын харицааг хослуулана гэдэг. Би яаж бас надад юм зааж байгаа хүнийг тодорхой хүрээнд хүндлэхгүй байж болох вэ, хэдийгээр нас чацуу ч гэсэн. Нөгөөтэйгүүр анх танилцаад ер нь хөгжилтэй байрын охин байна, найзууд болж болохоор юм шиг байна гэж бодсон оо бас нуух юун. Хэсэг ажсаны эцэст өөртөө нэлээдгүй итгэлтэй, галзуу ч гэж хэлж болмоор, ажил хэрэгч, хэрсүү, нууцлаг, бага зэргийн их зантай байрын гэдэг дүгнэлтийг тархиндаа хийж авав. Магад хэдэн хувийн оновчтой энэ нэгэн хүнийг дүгнэсийм бүү мэд. Гэхдээ энэ хүний ард, энэ бүх маскны ард ямар хүн байна, ямар түүх оршиж байна гэдгийг олж мэдчихээд би үнэхээр мэл гайхаж цэл хөхрөв. Маск гэж хэлж байгаа нь зөвхөн миний бодол. Маск байгаа үгүйг би мэдэхгүй. Энэ нэгэн толгойгоо өндөрт өргөн алхах бүсгүйн дүр зурагны цаана амьдрал гэдэг чинь хатуу тоглоом шүү дээ гэж чимээгүйхэн орилох нэгэн түүх оршин буй бөлгөө. Би харин ийм түүхийг олно гэж төсөөлсөнчгүй. Тэсгим хүйтэн өвлийн шөнө цасан дээр ургах сарнайг олох мэт бүтэшгүй мөрөөдөл лугаа. "Блог" дээрээс нь өөрийнх нь бичсэн түүхийг нь уншчихаад хоромын дотор энэ хүнийг үзэх үзэл минь, хийсэн дүгнэлт минь салхинд замхран одох шиг болмой. Би юуг олж уншсан бэ гэвэл аугаа хайрын түүх, аймшигт хагацал, үгээр хэлшгүй шаналал... Би мэл гайхаж орхилоо. Ийм түүх кинон дээр л гардаг шиг санагдав. Амьдрал дээр байдаг юм байна. Энэ хүний ард ямар их тэсвэр, ямар их хатуужил байгааг, асар гүнзгий ухамсар, үнэ цэнийн тухай ойлголт, сайхан амьдралын төлөө урагшаа хэмээн алхаж буй тэмүүлэл, зорилго, хүсэл, мөрөөдөл байгааг би олж харсаан. Би хагацал гэж юу байдгийг мэднээ. Хамгийн сайн найзаа, хорт хавдар хэмээх аймшигт өвчинөөр хэдэн жилийн өмнө би алдсан. Надад ямар их хүнд байсныг би хэлж чадахгүй. Хүн хамгаас хайртай хүмүүсийнхээ нэгийг алдана гэдэг дэндүү чамлалтай хэрнээ харгис нүүдлийг амьдралын хөлгөн дээр хийж буйг харан зогсох хэрэг билээ. Амьдрал хатуурхах үедээ заримдаа дэндүү хатуурхдаг юм шиг. Хүмүн гэдэг гэхдээ муухай амьтан. Би анх андыгаа өдөр болгон санадаг байж билээ. Би цаг хугацааг өрөөндөө ганцаараа чамтай юм ярин өнгөрүүлдэг байсансан. Асар ихээр үгйлдэг, амьдралд минь нэг л зүйл дутагдаад л. Цагын зүү цохилсоор. Өдөр хоног алхам алхмаар мөлхөн урагшилна. Би ч мартаж эхлэх нь тэр. Өдөр болгон боддог байсан хүн 3 хоногт нэг, 10 хоногт нэг болж багасаар нэг л мэдэхэд мартагдаж орхив. Одоо хааяа л нэг найзыгаа сангалзан бодох бөгөөд одод түгсэн шөнө хээв нэг тэнгэр ширтэн зогсоход анд минь намайгаа ажиж байгаа байхдаа гэсэн бодол толгойд зурсхийн орж ирнэ. Түүх хэдий түүх болон үлддэгч хүнийг ямар их өөрчилдөгийг би бас мэднэ. Хүн түүхээс суралцдаг. Чи намайг энэ түүхийг битгий уншаарай гэсэн боловч би зөрөн байж уншчихсан, уучлаарай. Гэхдээ маш их баярлалаа. Энэ түүхийг уншаагүй байсан бол чиний тухай хэзээ ч мэдэхгүй байсан байх. Хэзээ ч таамаглахгүй байсан...
Posted on Monday, June 15, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
June 9, 2009
"An end is a new beginning..."
That's how i look at all my failures.
"Luck is sometimes on your side..."
That's how i look at all my achievements
"Hard work always pays off, pain = gain..."
That's what i need to install in my brain and work ethics.
"Sweat plus sacrifice equals success..."
That's what makes me say "Holy efffffffff, do I really want a successful career/life then? Hmmm..."
"The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!"
That's what makes me think "Well if you think it that way, it's not that bad... :D"
"The mode in which the inevitable comes to pass is through effort."
This is what tells me "True that... but still i am lazy. FML"
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
May 29, 2009
Тиймээ, би аюултай
Байхгүйг бий болгож байгааг үгүй хийнэ
Чамайг би зохиож чамтай би ярина
Тэгээд бас чарлуулж төвөггүйхэн алга болгоно
Үгээр би сумлаж үзгээр би зэвсэглэнэ.
Тиймээ, би аюултай
Өдрийг шөнө болгож сарыг нар болгоно
Үнэнээр би буудаж гашууныг би мэдрүүлнэ
Өчигдрийн үнэнийг баллаж өнөөдрийн худал болгоно
Цаасыг би сараачиж чёрнелийг би дуусгана.
Тиймээ, би аюултай
Уурыг чинь хүргэж ухааныг чинь самууруулна
Усыг би шатааж галаар би наадна
Харыг цагаан болгож цагааныг улаан болгоно
Түүхийг би бүтээж түүнийг би мөнхрүүлнэ
Тиймээ, би аюултай
...
Байхгүйг бий болгож байгааг үгүй хийнэ
Чамайг би зохиож чамтай би ярина
Тэгээд бас чарлуулж төвөггүйхэн алга болгоно
Үгээр би сумлаж үзгээр би зэвсэглэнэ.
Тиймээ, би аюултай
Өдрийг шөнө болгож сарыг нар болгоно
Үнэнээр би буудаж гашууныг би мэдрүүлнэ
Өчигдрийн үнэнийг баллаж өнөөдрийн худал болгоно
Цаасыг би сараачиж чёрнелийг би дуусгана.
Тиймээ, би аюултай
Уурыг чинь хүргэж ухааныг чинь самууруулна
Усыг би шатааж галаар би наадна
Харыг цагаан болгож цагааныг улаан болгоно
Түүхийг би бүтээж түүнийг би мөнхрүүлнэ
Тиймээ, би аюултай
...
Posted on Friday, May 29, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
Хүйтэн өдөр байна жихүүн салхитай
Хөрсөн сэтгэлийг минь бүлээцүүлж өгөөч
Харгуй замын зөрлөгт ирчихсэн миний
Хашаа явахыг минь газарчилж өгөөч
Сайхан бүсгүйчүүд нүдний баясгалан юмдаа
Сэтгэлийн минь гал хаачсаныг хэлээд өгөөч
Сийрсэн малгай, нар хоёрт би дуртай юмсан
Сүүдэрт хэвтэх намайг дээш босгоод өгөөч
Найрын ширээний халамцуухан эрхэм шиг
Найзан дундаа цэнгэхийг болиулаад өгөөч
Ногоон дэлхий дэлбээгээ нээчихсэн байх юм
Нойронд дугжрах намайг сэрээгээд өгөөч
Сонирхол буурна гэдэг байдаг юм болов уу
Солиорлын галанд харин шатаж би явна уу
Сэрлийн оч од нь мандан бадрахаа байв уу
Сийлсэн эгшигний аялгуу нь би юм болов уу
2009-05-29
Хөрсөн сэтгэлийг минь бүлээцүүлж өгөөч
Харгуй замын зөрлөгт ирчихсэн миний
Хашаа явахыг минь газарчилж өгөөч
Сайхан бүсгүйчүүд нүдний баясгалан юмдаа
Сэтгэлийн минь гал хаачсаныг хэлээд өгөөч
Сийрсэн малгай, нар хоёрт би дуртай юмсан
Сүүдэрт хэвтэх намайг дээш босгоод өгөөч
Найрын ширээний халамцуухан эрхэм шиг
Найзан дундаа цэнгэхийг болиулаад өгөөч
Ногоон дэлхий дэлбээгээ нээчихсэн байх юм
Нойронд дугжрах намайг сэрээгээд өгөөч
Сонирхол буурна гэдэг байдаг юм болов уу
Солиорлын галанд харин шатаж би явна уу
Сэрлийн оч од нь мандан бадрахаа байв уу
Сийлсэн эгшигний аялгуу нь би юм болов уу
2009-05-29
Posted on Friday, May 29, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
May 27, 2009
Oh, what a week. What-A-Crazy week.
Before my summary of the week, I just want to talk a little about the upcoming Manchester United game. The game of my life. The game tomorrow. The game that is going to make me cry regardless of the result. The game : Manchester United vs Barcelona. Tomorrow I am going to wake up and and and and wear my manU jersey all day long. I strongly believe that my team will win the trophy once again. God bless the Mancs. God bless us.
Before my summary of the week, I just want to talk a little about the upcoming Manchester United game. The game of my life. The game tomorrow. The game that is going to make me cry regardless of the result. The game : Manchester United vs Barcelona. Tomorrow I am going to wake up and and and and wear my manU jersey all day long. I strongly believe that my team will win the trophy once again. God bless the Mancs. God bless us.
Last Thursday. Quiz night at Budweiser pub. It used to be at Dave's place across the square, but for some mysterious reason, the pub closed, but as always, the one and only Dave hosted the quiz night. Met a really funny dude from the States. He was on our team. A couple of my friends actually came to the quiz night including Khishgee, 10gis, Orchlon and so on. Guess what. The dude on my team was from the same school as Khishi - Univ. of Florida, so we had a lot to talk about. On the other hand, our team ended at a higher place than Tengis's team overall, after three rounds. Woohoo! Friday was a long day for me. Woke up fucking early. Then hmmm, let's see. I don't even know what happened. When the day finally reached dawn, the fun began. Met with two friends and went for a haircut. I wanted to grow my hair. I was actually growing my hair a few weeks earlier but an old barber screwed my hair big time, and it was FUCKED up - so i had to go for a buzzcut once again. Then went to Unu's apartment. Got hungry. Called Khishi. Had a nice dinner with a few people. Went for a karoake. Had a great time. 12 am. MetroPOOOOOLIS. Oh my god. I missed it sooooo eff'ing much. Electro music in my brain, in my blood cells... Bum dam bum bam... Danced 'till sunrise. A lot of drama happened that night. It was a bit annoying have to say. When I got there, my classmates were already there, settled down. Introduced some of my friends to my classmates. Music, music, music in my head. A few friends and I were running away from the same girl - the most annoying girl in the world. She was completely out of the context. Drunk + Horny + Scary and it's a girl... ehhhhh... terrible combo. Felt really tired the next day and the days following it. I realized I was getting a bit too old for all this. I also realized another thing. Mongolia is the land of beauty. That night, I was proud to be a Mongolian. I was proud of the Mongolian beautiful ladies. I was just proud. (Note: I was not proud of the party life) Guys, please respect and love all the ladies that you know. Be proud as well. Monday. Crazy day. Saw a few friends. Went to HiFi 98.9 radio station. Met a lovely as well as pretty lady - a friend of a friend. Have to say, she made my heart beat faster and stronger, but I don't think she would be interested in me... sadly. Elbegee won that day. Haku lost her phone... to a stranger - pretty much got mugged in the streets, and the plot was really wtf. Today, stayed in all day. Had to clean up and brainstorm and discuss with Maxy about the resort website. Later on went to a golf range to do some workout. Tomorrow, game time. :D
PS: AKA is mad at me. I sincerely apologize.
PS: AKA is mad at me. I sincerely apologize.
Posted on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
May 23, 2009
A friendly advice. Liking a girl is bad. Liking a girl your friend is pursuing is even worse. Liking a girl without knowing that your friend is going after the girl is the worst. A fucked up question now: If then, you feel that the girl kind of likes you, what would you do? ... ... ... ... ... I would run away. Even though you know what you are capable of. Even though your soul tells you the opposite. Yep. That's what I did. "Ignore as much as you can. " That's the strategy. I don't know why. I just refused to cross the line. Friends are forever. Well that is pure bullshit, but crossing THE line was not an option for me. Ha, it was an option, but I just didn't want to look at it that way. So much for my morals and values. I just sucked it in, gave a BIG smile and went on. At least trying to. Should not be that bad. Nothing is that bad.
Human is a strange animal. Mind is a fucked up game. Life is a random choice. >>><<<
Human is a strange animal. Mind is a fucked up game. Life is a random choice. >>><<<
Posted on Saturday, May 23, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
May 19, 2009
The following takes place between May 2nd and May 19th...
...The looooooooong TRIP...
I took a deep breath. I said good bye for the summer. Caught a cold. Had a fever. Barely caught my flight. Forgot to put my swiss army knife in my suitcase. Went for a security check at Raleigh. Officer asked me whether I got anything sharp. I said "no". They searched my hand bag. Found the knife. Asked me to go back and check it in. I had no time. They threw it away. Got into my plane. Left North Carolina. Took a quick nap. Landed in DC. Don't remember a lot. Took a while to find the correct terminal. Found my gate. Got hungry. Asked a nice lady to look after my stuff. Searched for food. Found nothing. Continued searching. Long lines. Found a Mexican place. I ate some quesadillas. Forgot about the swine flu. Looked at my watch. Had 4 more hours to kill. Went shopping. Found nothing. Again. Bought some sunglasses. Long wait. Finally time to leave Dulles. Middle seat. Slept the first 6 hours. Missed the first meal. Got hungry again. Asked for food. Asked for blanket. Stewardess said "no". Realized United Airlines sucks. Asked for snacks. Gave me peanuts. Asked for coffee. Complete failure. Watched movies. Watched Gran Torino. Watched Frost Nixon. "Snack" time. They gave me ramen. Ate the ramen. Still hungry. Tried to sleep. Too much coffee. Watched Ink Heart. At last, meal time. Had noodles. Realized it was the worst airplane food ever. Got a stomach ache. Heared 30 mins until Beijing. Landed in Beijing. More long lines. Swine flu test. Had to wait again. Entry line. Ran into other Mongolians. Got lost. Met a British dude going to Mongolia. His name was Felix. Terminal 2. Found the Mongolians that I met earlier. We hanged out. We went for lunch. Found a restraunt. Paid 20 bucks. Had fried chicken. Had to puke. More disgusting food. More wait line. Had to wait. Watched Me&Marley. Played FIFA on someone's PSP. Checked in. Asked for a seat next to Felix. Arrived at the gate. More waiting. Got onto my plane. Sat next to Felix. We talked. MIAT time. Meal time. Ate some stuff. Felt really sleepy. Felix kept on talking. I fell asleep. Woke up. Chinggis Khan international airport. Baggage claim. Waited for my luggage. Got my luggage. Waited for Felix's luggage. Felix got his luggage. Reached the arrival hall. Saw my parents. Saw my friends. Came back home. Talked to mom. Went to bed.
...The loooooooong beginning of summer in short...
Woke up the next morning. Saw my friends. Went for a lunch at Big Burger with friends. Went for a dinner with parents at the Bull. Played basketball. Got tired. Came home. Got food poisoning. Threw up all night. High fever. I got really scared. Thought I got swine flu. Slept all day. Stayed up all night. Watched Champions League. Watched my team dismantle Arsenal. Got super excited. Stayed up all day. Hanged out with friends. Came back. Had to take my pills. Had to take it for the next 10 days. The next day and the next day... Woke up at noon. Stayed in all day. Played dota. Wrote on my blog. The first Friday. A friends birthday. Hanged out with friends. Saw snow. Days passed on. Time started flying. Hanged out with AKA. Occasionally chat with friends that are abroad. Khishi came. Hanged out with Khishi. Felt something strange. Got drunk. Started looking for an internship. Applied to Worldbank. Wrote cover letters. Wrote a lot of e-mails. Fixed my resume. Saw movies. Went to Urguu. Went to the lounge at Urguu. Saw a friends girlfriend. Jak came. Picked him up from the airport. Saw more movies. Hanged out with more people. Second Friday. Stayed in again. Friend's graduation ceremony. A really cold day. Started studying for GMAT. Remembered a friend. Missed him a lot. Went to see his parents. Had a great day. Played more basketball. Played snooker. Ate a lot. Sepe came. Played dota all night. Slept for 2 hours. AKA woke me up. Realized Haku came. Called for breakfast. Had breakfast with friends. A hot day. Had lunch with friends. Went to the river with friends. Enjoyed the time. Something strange happened. Met with Sepe. Went to a movie opening. Saw a great movie at Tengis. Made me think a lot. Maybe I should settle down. Maybe I should look for a feeling. Maybe I should give it a try. Started blogging. Wrote a letter to school... Maybe I should stop blogging. Maybe I should sleep.
...The looooooooong TRIP...
I took a deep breath. I said good bye for the summer. Caught a cold. Had a fever. Barely caught my flight. Forgot to put my swiss army knife in my suitcase. Went for a security check at Raleigh. Officer asked me whether I got anything sharp. I said "no". They searched my hand bag. Found the knife. Asked me to go back and check it in. I had no time. They threw it away. Got into my plane. Left North Carolina. Took a quick nap. Landed in DC. Don't remember a lot. Took a while to find the correct terminal. Found my gate. Got hungry. Asked a nice lady to look after my stuff. Searched for food. Found nothing. Continued searching. Long lines. Found a Mexican place. I ate some quesadillas. Forgot about the swine flu. Looked at my watch. Had 4 more hours to kill. Went shopping. Found nothing. Again. Bought some sunglasses. Long wait. Finally time to leave Dulles. Middle seat. Slept the first 6 hours. Missed the first meal. Got hungry again. Asked for food. Asked for blanket. Stewardess said "no". Realized United Airlines sucks. Asked for snacks. Gave me peanuts. Asked for coffee. Complete failure. Watched movies. Watched Gran Torino. Watched Frost Nixon. "Snack" time. They gave me ramen. Ate the ramen. Still hungry. Tried to sleep. Too much coffee. Watched Ink Heart. At last, meal time. Had noodles. Realized it was the worst airplane food ever. Got a stomach ache. Heared 30 mins until Beijing. Landed in Beijing. More long lines. Swine flu test. Had to wait again. Entry line. Ran into other Mongolians. Got lost. Met a British dude going to Mongolia. His name was Felix. Terminal 2. Found the Mongolians that I met earlier. We hanged out. We went for lunch. Found a restraunt. Paid 20 bucks. Had fried chicken. Had to puke. More disgusting food. More wait line. Had to wait. Watched Me&Marley. Played FIFA on someone's PSP. Checked in. Asked for a seat next to Felix. Arrived at the gate. More waiting. Got onto my plane. Sat next to Felix. We talked. MIAT time. Meal time. Ate some stuff. Felt really sleepy. Felix kept on talking. I fell asleep. Woke up. Chinggis Khan international airport. Baggage claim. Waited for my luggage. Got my luggage. Waited for Felix's luggage. Felix got his luggage. Reached the arrival hall. Saw my parents. Saw my friends. Came back home. Talked to mom. Went to bed.
...The loooooooong beginning of summer in short...
Woke up the next morning. Saw my friends. Went for a lunch at Big Burger with friends. Went for a dinner with parents at the Bull. Played basketball. Got tired. Came home. Got food poisoning. Threw up all night. High fever. I got really scared. Thought I got swine flu. Slept all day. Stayed up all night. Watched Champions League. Watched my team dismantle Arsenal. Got super excited. Stayed up all day. Hanged out with friends. Came back. Had to take my pills. Had to take it for the next 10 days. The next day and the next day... Woke up at noon. Stayed in all day. Played dota. Wrote on my blog. The first Friday. A friends birthday. Hanged out with friends. Saw snow. Days passed on. Time started flying. Hanged out with AKA. Occasionally chat with friends that are abroad. Khishi came. Hanged out with Khishi. Felt something strange. Got drunk. Started looking for an internship. Applied to Worldbank. Wrote cover letters. Wrote a lot of e-mails. Fixed my resume. Saw movies. Went to Urguu. Went to the lounge at Urguu. Saw a friends girlfriend. Jak came. Picked him up from the airport. Saw more movies. Hanged out with more people. Second Friday. Stayed in again. Friend's graduation ceremony. A really cold day. Started studying for GMAT. Remembered a friend. Missed him a lot. Went to see his parents. Had a great day. Played more basketball. Played snooker. Ate a lot. Sepe came. Played dota all night. Slept for 2 hours. AKA woke me up. Realized Haku came. Called for breakfast. Had breakfast with friends. A hot day. Had lunch with friends. Went to the river with friends. Enjoyed the time. Something strange happened. Met with Sepe. Went to a movie opening. Saw a great movie at Tengis. Made me think a lot. Maybe I should settle down. Maybe I should look for a feeling. Maybe I should give it a try. Started blogging. Wrote a letter to school... Maybe I should stop blogging. Maybe I should sleep.
Posted on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
May 18, 2009
За сүүлийн хоёр гурван бичлэг, хэхэ дан улс төрийн агуулгатай болчихож. Хараад байхад би Элбэгдоржийн талд ПР хийгээд байна уу даа... За арай үгүй юм аа... Миний өчүүхэн бодолд гэвч энэ хоёр нэр дэвшигч эрхмийн хэн нь арай дээр бол гэсэн бодол эргэлдэх юм. Аргагүйээ, би эх орондоо хайртай, би эх орныхоо ирээдүйг гэгээнээр харахыг хүсч байна. Гэхдээ нэг зүйлийг хэлмээр санагдчихлаа... Зурагтаар хоёр даргын мөрийн хөтөлбрийг харахад ерөнхийлөгч гэх хүн хэзээдээ ийм их эрх мэдэлтэй болчихсон юм бол гэж гайхал өөрийн эрхгүй төрлөө. Ингэнэ тэгнэ гээд ярих юм. Үндсэн хуулиндаа ийм ийм эрх мэдэлтэй гээд заагаад өгөн байхад, Обама шиг л юм ярьж байгаа нь хачирхалтай. Миний хувьд эдгээр хоёр олигарх ялгаагүй өмхий мэт санагдана. Энхбаяр Элбэгдорж.
Нэг юм нэмж хэлэхэд хүмүүсээ, та бүхэн сонгуулиа заавал өгөөрэй. Өнөөдөр очиж сонгуулийн үнэмлэхээ авах гэсэн чинь намайг хасцан байж тэнэгтддэг байна шт. Ийм л байхгүй юу. Аав бүртгүүлцэн байхад л хасан байгаа байхгүй юу. Миний өмнөөс өөр нэг хүн сүнгууль өгөх юм гэнээ... Алах юм аа...
Нэг юм нэмж хэлэхэд хүмүүсээ, та бүхэн сонгуулиа заавал өгөөрэй. Өнөөдөр очиж сонгуулийн үнэмлэхээ авах гэсэн чинь намайг хасцан байж тэнэгтддэг байна шт. Ийм л байхгүй юу. Аав бүртгүүлцэн байхад л хасан байгаа байхгүй юу. Миний өмнөөс өөр нэг хүн сүнгууль өгөх юм гэнээ... Алах юм аа...
Posted on Monday, May 18, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
Надад ийм мэдээлэл ирлээ. Үнэн байх магадлал өндөртэй юм...
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Ононгийн Цолмонгийн Швейцарийн Swiss Credit банкин дахь хадгаламжийн дансны дугаар:
SCB 45378MG80009L12
Дансны үлдэгдэл 4р сарын 5-ы байдлаар:
1.3 тэрбум доллар (3 их наяд төгрөг буюу монгол улсын жилийн төсөв)
Сүрэнхор:
2009 оны 4 дүгээр сарын 4-ний өдөр Ерөнхийлөгч Н.Энхбаяр Бээжин лүү яаран ниссэн, энэ нь хадам эхийнхээ биеийн байдалд санаа зовсноос болсон гэсэн утгатай мэдээлэл гарч нилээдгүй шуугиулаад авсныг бүгд санаж байгаа байх гэж найдаж байна. Үнэн хэрэгтээ юу болсон юм бэ? гэдгийг би хэлэх гэсэн юм.
Тэр өдрүүдэд Швейцарийн банкнуудын холбоо арилжааны банкнуудынхаа эхний улирлын тайланд үндэслэн олон улсад мөрдөгддөг журмын дагуу тэрбум доллараас дээш хадгаламж эзэмшдэг хүмүүсийн нэрсийн жагсаалтыг гаргаж, зарлахаар бэлтгэсэн байсан байна. Тэд 2009 оны 4 дүгээр сарын 6-ны Даваа гаригт нийтэд зарлахаар төлөвлөж байсан юм байна.
Уг жагсаалтын 16-д нь 1,3 тэрбум долларын хадгаламж эзэмшигч О.Цолмон, Монгол гэж дурдагдсан нь манай Ерөнхийлөгчийн гэр бүл юм. Н.Энхбаяр төлөөлөгчөөрөө дамжуулан уг жагсаалтаас эхнэрийнхээ нэрийг 6 сар болтол зарлахгүй байгаа ч гэж хүсэлт гаргасны дагуу Швейцарийн банкнуудын холбоо О.Цолмонгийн нэрийг зарлахаа түр азнаад байгаа юм байна.
Харин ирэх 6 сарын дундуур зарлагдаж дараа нь Forbes сэтгүүл дээр тусгайлсан нийтлэл бичигднэ. Зарлахгүй бол Швейцарийн банкнуудын холбоо хуулийн дагуу хариуцлага хүлээх учраас яалт ч үгүй зарлана. Тэд үйлчлүүлэгчиддээ болох гэж байгаа үйл явдлын талаар тогтмол мэдээлэл өгдөг. Тэр хүрээнд О.Цолмонд мэдэгдсэн байна. Сонгууль дөхсөн үед энэ нь ямар осолтой мэдээлэл болохыг О.Цолмон ойлгож байсан ч банкинд түр хойшлуулхаас өөрөөр нөлөөлж чадахгүй.
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Ононгийн Цолмонгийн Швейцарийн Swiss Credit банкин дахь хадгаламжийн дансны дугаар:
SCB 45378MG80009L12
Дансны үлдэгдэл 4р сарын 5-ы байдлаар:
1.3 тэрбум доллар (3 их наяд төгрөг буюу монгол улсын жилийн төсөв)
Сүрэнхор:
2009 оны 4 дүгээр сарын 4-ний өдөр Ерөнхийлөгч Н.Энхбаяр Бээжин лүү яаран ниссэн, энэ нь хадам эхийнхээ биеийн байдалд санаа зовсноос болсон гэсэн утгатай мэдээлэл гарч нилээдгүй шуугиулаад авсныг бүгд санаж байгаа байх гэж найдаж байна. Үнэн хэрэгтээ юу болсон юм бэ? гэдгийг би хэлэх гэсэн юм.
Тэр өдрүүдэд Швейцарийн банкнуудын холбоо арилжааны банкнуудынхаа эхний улирлын тайланд үндэслэн олон улсад мөрдөгддөг журмын дагуу тэрбум доллараас дээш хадгаламж эзэмшдэг хүмүүсийн нэрсийн жагсаалтыг гаргаж, зарлахаар бэлтгэсэн байсан байна. Тэд 2009 оны 4 дүгээр сарын 6-ны Даваа гаригт нийтэд зарлахаар төлөвлөж байсан юм байна.
Уг жагсаалтын 16-д нь 1,3 тэрбум долларын хадгаламж эзэмшигч О.Цолмон, Монгол гэж дурдагдсан нь манай Ерөнхийлөгчийн гэр бүл юм. Н.Энхбаяр төлөөлөгчөөрөө дамжуулан уг жагсаалтаас эхнэрийнхээ нэрийг 6 сар болтол зарлахгүй байгаа ч гэж хүсэлт гаргасны дагуу Швейцарийн банкнуудын холбоо О.Цолмонгийн нэрийг зарлахаа түр азнаад байгаа юм байна.
Харин ирэх 6 сарын дундуур зарлагдаж дараа нь Forbes сэтгүүл дээр тусгайлсан нийтлэл бичигднэ. Зарлахгүй бол Швейцарийн банкнуудын холбоо хуулийн дагуу хариуцлага хүлээх учраас яалт ч үгүй зарлана. Тэд үйлчлүүлэгчиддээ болох гэж байгаа үйл явдлын талаар тогтмол мэдээлэл өгдөг. Тэр хүрээнд О.Цолмонд мэдэгдсэн байна. Сонгууль дөхсөн үед энэ нь ямар осолтой мэдээлэл болохыг О.Цолмон ойлгож байсан ч банкинд түр хойшлуулхаас өөрөөр нөлөөлж чадахгүй.
Posted on Monday, May 18, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
May 17, 2009
Нөхөр нь амралтанд явхаар юм хумаа бэлдэж байна. Эхнэр нь : -чи хурмынхаа бөгжийг зүүхээ мартаа юу даа ? - За за яршиг, энэ хар халуунд... тэрний гэрэг гэж юу байхав... гэжээ.
Эхнэр нь нєхрєє загнаж байна гэнэ:
-Би чамайг хоол хийж байхад битгий саад бол гэж хэлсэн биз дээ. Yгэнд орохгvй янз бvр болж байгаад хvний ном хаалгачих юм. Тэгээд чамаас болоод би ямар хоол хийснээ мэдэхээ байчихлаа.
Залуухан, маш царайлаг хvvхнийг нарийн бичгээ болгохоор захирал нь єєрєє шалгалт авч байна гэнэ.
-За алив, харъя даа. Пєєх, сайн байна ш дээ. Чи ердєє хоёрхон алдаа гаргасан байна. Ёстой сайн. За харин одоо гурав дахь vгээ бичээрэй, би хэлж єгье....
Бэлэн Сэнгээ гуайгаас:
-Орчин vеийн монголын тєр засгийн байдлыг цэцлээд єгнє vv гэхэд:
Шvvрхий айраг шиг их хуралтай
Шvдгvй арслан шиг цэцтэй
Шvншиггvй бурхан шиг ерєнхийлєгчтэй
Шvvрэн шанага шиг засагтай гэжээ.
Белка, Стрелка хоёр нохойн хамт чукчаг сансарт хєєргєжээ. Тєвєс тэдэнтэй холбоо барьсан нь:
- Белка
- Хав
- Хєлгийн єндийг тодорхойлох хэрэгслийг хянаж яв
- Хав, хав
- Стрелка
- Хав
- Хєлгийн бvхээгийн халуун хvйтнийг тохируулах хэрэгслийг хянаж яв.
- Хав хав
- Чукча
- Хав
- Юуны чинь хав. Наад хоёр нохойндоо хоолыг нь єгєхєє мартчихваа
- Хав, хав
- Миний хvv энэ юу гэсэн мессэж байна.
- Би чамд хайртай. Цэцгээгээс чинь гэнэ.
- Битгий худлаа яриад бай чи.
- Ээ худлаа гэвэл ээжээр уншуул.
- Ээжээ!...
- Сансарын нислэгийн тєвєєс нэг залуу асууж байна гэнэ.
- Нисээд иргэж ирдэггvй онгоц байна уу?
- Яах гэсэн юм бэ?
- Хадам ээжийгээ л юм vзvvлэх санаатай.
Нэг хар нєхєр євдєгнийхєє орчим маажилж зогсов. Тэгсэн єєр нэг хар нєхєр ёжтой инээмсэглэсээр дєхєж ирээд:
-Яасан, Мбумби vзvvр нь загатнаад байна уу гэвэл нєгєєх нь:
-Yгvй ээ, яг дунд хэсэгтээ гэж гэнэ.
1.Эхнэр чинь салаад єєр хvнтэй яваад єгчээ.
Реалист: Гэр бvлийн амьдрал ингээд тєгсдєг байж.
Гутранги vзэлтэн: Миний амьдрал ингээд сvйрлээ.
Єєдрєг vзэлтэн: Ашгvй ахиж санхvvгийн бэрхшээлд орно гэхгvй амар боллоо
2.Дотроо цагаан нунтагтай захидал иржээ.
Реалист: «Аль Кайда» халдварт євчний нян илгээжээ. ТТГ руу утасдъя.
Гутранги vзэлтэн: Яанаа би хэдхэн хоногийн дараа vхэх нь...
Єєдрєг vзэлтэн: Ашгvй ингэж нэг зурагтаар гардаг байж.
3. Гэнэт дvлийрчээ.
Реалист: Нэг мєсєн дvлий болсон ч байж магадгvй.
Гутранги vзэлтэн: Яанаа ахиад хэнтэй ч vг сольж чадахгvй нь...
Єєдрєг vзэлтэн: Ашгvй эхнэрийн vглэхийг сонсохгvй амар болох нь...
«Нарсан» дахь бодол: «Улсын ємч идсэн хэргээр сууж байгаадаа харамсахгvй байна. Харин одоо сууж байгаагаасаа арав дахин илvvг идчихээд яг энэ ангиараа шийтгэгдэх байсан гэж бодохоор уур хvрээд байх юм».
Хурим хийхээс ємнє эр эм хоёр нэг нэгэндээ «Надад зєвхєн чи л таалагддаг» гэцгээдэг бол хуримын дараанаас удалгvй «Чи зєвхєн надад л таалагдах юм даа» гэцгээдэг.
Хvvхнvvд яагаад.....
...... нохой, эсвэл муур мэтийн аймар амьтдыг эрхлvvлээд байдаг мєртлєє хулгана мэтийн мєрєєрєє амьтадаас vхтлээ айдаг юм бол?
...... тэр дороо эргvvлээд зурчихдаг байж хємсгєє зулгаагаад байдаг юм бол?
...... биеийнхээ дур булаам хэсгvvдийг ил гаргасан задгай хувцас ємсчихєєд, ил гаргасныг нь хvн хамаагvй ширтээд эсвэл чимхэж базаллаа гэж уурлаад байдаг юм бол?
Чамаас нэг удаа урвасан бол урвагчийн буруу. Харин хоёр удаа урвасан бол цэвэр чиний буруу.
Хөтлөгч Хар сарнайг тайзнаа урья аа гээд зарлатал Эмоушны Сарнай гүйж байх юм гэнэ
Хүүхнүүдийг чи их хөөрхөн юмаа гэхэд: америк эмэгтэйчүүд-баярлалаа гэдэг бол францчууд-үүнээс ч илүү хөөрхөн байсан юм орос бүсгүй-тийм гэжүү англичууд-арай үгүй байлгүйдээ харин монголчууд-за битгий хуцаад бай
Яагаад пиво, охиноос илүү байдаг вэ? -Пиво болгоны хамгийн анхных нь чи байдаг. -Бааранд ирээд чи дуртай пивоо сонгож болно. -Пивотой хамт байх тусам сайхан. -Пивоноос үлдсэн толбо арилдаг. -Пивыг чи хооллож ундлах хэрэггүй. -Чамайг хаа нэгтээ өөр пиво ууж байхад машин дахь пиво чинь тайван хүлээж байдаг. -Чамайг өөр пиво уудаг болчихвол хуучин пиво чинь хэзээ ч уурлахгүй. -Пивны баглаа боодол, шошгыг тайлахад ямар ч эсэргүүцэл үзүүлэхгү
Гурван найз архи ууж байна.
Хоёр нь нэгийгээ:
-Чи сургуульд газар зүй дээр хэд авдаг байсан бэ?
-Заримдаа гурав, заримдаа дөрөв авдаг байсан .
-Тэгвэл чи нэг гүйгээд ирэх үү, арай төөрчихгүй юм шиг байна
Нэгэн шаргал үст бүсгүй найз шаргал үстдээ хэлэв: “Миний халаасанд хэдэн зоос байгааг таагаарай”
Найз нь: “Хэрэв би зөв таавал аль нэгийг нь авч болох уу?”
Нөгөө найз нь: “Хэрэв чи зөв таавал хоёуланг нь авч болно!” <-- blonde... blonde girls...
Эхнэр нь нєхрєє загнаж байна гэнэ:
-Би чамайг хоол хийж байхад битгий саад бол гэж хэлсэн биз дээ. Yгэнд орохгvй янз бvр болж байгаад хvний ном хаалгачих юм. Тэгээд чамаас болоод би ямар хоол хийснээ мэдэхээ байчихлаа.
Залуухан, маш царайлаг хvvхнийг нарийн бичгээ болгохоор захирал нь єєрєє шалгалт авч байна гэнэ.
-За алив, харъя даа. Пєєх, сайн байна ш дээ. Чи ердєє хоёрхон алдаа гаргасан байна. Ёстой сайн. За харин одоо гурав дахь vгээ бичээрэй, би хэлж єгье....
Бэлэн Сэнгээ гуайгаас:
-Орчин vеийн монголын тєр засгийн байдлыг цэцлээд єгнє vv гэхэд:
Шvvрхий айраг шиг их хуралтай
Шvдгvй арслан шиг цэцтэй
Шvншиггvй бурхан шиг ерєнхийлєгчтэй
Шvvрэн шанага шиг засагтай гэжээ.
Белка, Стрелка хоёр нохойн хамт чукчаг сансарт хєєргєжээ. Тєвєс тэдэнтэй холбоо барьсан нь:
- Белка
- Хав
- Хєлгийн єндийг тодорхойлох хэрэгслийг хянаж яв
- Хав, хав
- Стрелка
- Хав
- Хєлгийн бvхээгийн халуун хvйтнийг тохируулах хэрэгслийг хянаж яв.
- Хав хав
- Чукча
- Хав
- Юуны чинь хав. Наад хоёр нохойндоо хоолыг нь єгєхєє мартчихваа
- Хав, хав
- Миний хvv энэ юу гэсэн мессэж байна.
- Би чамд хайртай. Цэцгээгээс чинь гэнэ.
- Битгий худлаа яриад бай чи.
- Ээ худлаа гэвэл ээжээр уншуул.
- Ээжээ!...
- Сансарын нислэгийн тєвєєс нэг залуу асууж байна гэнэ.
- Нисээд иргэж ирдэггvй онгоц байна уу?
- Яах гэсэн юм бэ?
- Хадам ээжийгээ л юм vзvvлэх санаатай.
Нэг хар нєхєр євдєгнийхєє орчим маажилж зогсов. Тэгсэн єєр нэг хар нєхєр ёжтой инээмсэглэсээр дєхєж ирээд:
-Яасан, Мбумби vзvvр нь загатнаад байна уу гэвэл нєгєєх нь:
-Yгvй ээ, яг дунд хэсэгтээ гэж гэнэ.
1.Эхнэр чинь салаад єєр хvнтэй яваад єгчээ.
Реалист: Гэр бvлийн амьдрал ингээд тєгсдєг байж.
Гутранги vзэлтэн: Миний амьдрал ингээд сvйрлээ.
Єєдрєг vзэлтэн: Ашгvй ахиж санхvvгийн бэрхшээлд орно гэхгvй амар боллоо
2.Дотроо цагаан нунтагтай захидал иржээ.
Реалист: «Аль Кайда» халдварт євчний нян илгээжээ. ТТГ руу утасдъя.
Гутранги vзэлтэн: Яанаа би хэдхэн хоногийн дараа vхэх нь...
Єєдрєг vзэлтэн: Ашгvй ингэж нэг зурагтаар гардаг байж.
3. Гэнэт дvлийрчээ.
Реалист: Нэг мєсєн дvлий болсон ч байж магадгvй.
Гутранги vзэлтэн: Яанаа ахиад хэнтэй ч vг сольж чадахгvй нь...
Єєдрєг vзэлтэн: Ашгvй эхнэрийн vглэхийг сонсохгvй амар болох нь...
«Нарсан» дахь бодол: «Улсын ємч идсэн хэргээр сууж байгаадаа харамсахгvй байна. Харин одоо сууж байгаагаасаа арав дахин илvvг идчихээд яг энэ ангиараа шийтгэгдэх байсан гэж бодохоор уур хvрээд байх юм».
Хурим хийхээс ємнє эр эм хоёр нэг нэгэндээ «Надад зєвхєн чи л таалагддаг» гэцгээдэг бол хуримын дараанаас удалгvй «Чи зєвхєн надад л таалагдах юм даа» гэцгээдэг.
Хvvхнvvд яагаад.....
...... нохой, эсвэл муур мэтийн аймар амьтдыг эрхлvvлээд байдаг мєртлєє хулгана мэтийн мєрєєрєє амьтадаас vхтлээ айдаг юм бол?
...... тэр дороо эргvvлээд зурчихдаг байж хємсгєє зулгаагаад байдаг юм бол?
...... биеийнхээ дур булаам хэсгvvдийг ил гаргасан задгай хувцас ємсчихєєд, ил гаргасныг нь хvн хамаагvй ширтээд эсвэл чимхэж базаллаа гэж уурлаад байдаг юм бол?
Чамаас нэг удаа урвасан бол урвагчийн буруу. Харин хоёр удаа урвасан бол цэвэр чиний буруу.
Хөтлөгч Хар сарнайг тайзнаа урья аа гээд зарлатал Эмоушны Сарнай гүйж байх юм гэнэ
Хүүхнүүдийг чи их хөөрхөн юмаа гэхэд: америк эмэгтэйчүүд-баярлалаа гэдэг бол францчууд-үүнээс ч илүү хөөрхөн байсан юм орос бүсгүй-тийм гэжүү англичууд-арай үгүй байлгүйдээ харин монголчууд-за битгий хуцаад бай
Яагаад пиво, охиноос илүү байдаг вэ? -Пиво болгоны хамгийн анхных нь чи байдаг. -Бааранд ирээд чи дуртай пивоо сонгож болно. -Пивотой хамт байх тусам сайхан. -Пивоноос үлдсэн толбо арилдаг. -Пивыг чи хооллож ундлах хэрэггүй. -Чамайг хаа нэгтээ өөр пиво ууж байхад машин дахь пиво чинь тайван хүлээж байдаг. -Чамайг өөр пиво уудаг болчихвол хуучин пиво чинь хэзээ ч уурлахгүй. -Пивны баглаа боодол, шошгыг тайлахад ямар ч эсэргүүцэл үзүүлэхгү
Гурван найз архи ууж байна.
Хоёр нь нэгийгээ:
-Чи сургуульд газар зүй дээр хэд авдаг байсан бэ?
-Заримдаа гурав, заримдаа дөрөв авдаг байсан .
-Тэгвэл чи нэг гүйгээд ирэх үү, арай төөрчихгүй юм шиг байна
Нэгэн шаргал үст бүсгүй найз шаргал үстдээ хэлэв: “Миний халаасанд хэдэн зоос байгааг таагаарай”
Найз нь: “Хэрэв би зөв таавал аль нэгийг нь авч болох уу?”
Нөгөө найз нь: “Хэрэв чи зөв таавал хоёуланг нь авч болно!” <-- blonde... blonde girls...
Posted on Sunday, May 17, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
May 16, 2009
May 11, 2009
Зиа өнөөдрөөс эхэлж bathroom break нэртэй богино цувралыг нэвтрүүлж эхлэх санаатай байна. Жорлонд лаптопоо тэврэж ороод энд байх 5-10 мин-уутандаа бэсрэг column бичиж байх. Хаха. Номер 1.
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Энхбаяр vs. Элбэгдорж
Who is better?
Хэн нь ч биш. Ялгаагүй хэрэгцээгүй нийгмийн шавхраанууд. Болдогсон бол энэ сонгуулийг татан буулгаад дахин шинэ нэр дэвшигчид тодруулаад явуулдаг бол.
Who likes who?
Залуучууд ер нь Элбэгээд нэлээд ам муутай байгаа бололтой. Арга ч үгүй биз. Шудрага ёс шудрага ёс л гэх юм, шудрага ёс гэж юу юм бэ? Энхбаярт архаг МАХН-ны гишүүд дэндүү хайртайг хүн болгон мэдэх бөлгөө.
Who says what?
Урьдчилсан судалгаагаар Энхбаяр илүү явна гэх юм... Мэдэхгүй. Энхбаяр нь бараг Элбэгээгээс дээр биз. Идэж ууж ханаа биз гэж бодохсон. Нэг том аюул гэвч байна. Их өрийн асуудал дээр хэдэн сая ногоон гувшсан хүн Оросын талын одоо хэлсэн бүгдийг YES SIR хэмээн биелүүлэхээс өөр аргагүй болжээ. Өөрөөр хэлбэл Оросын бууны нохой. Баяр угаас Орост ээлтэй хүн. Тэгэхээр хммм...
Who is gonna win?
Миний бодлоор Элбэгдорж цэвэр ялах шинжтэй. С.Баяр мэдэж байсан. Энхбаяр энэ сонгуулийн дараа улс төрөөс чад хийнэ гэдгийг. Харж л сууя.
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Энхбаяр vs. Элбэгдорж
Who is better?
Хэн нь ч биш. Ялгаагүй хэрэгцээгүй нийгмийн шавхраанууд. Болдогсон бол энэ сонгуулийг татан буулгаад дахин шинэ нэр дэвшигчид тодруулаад явуулдаг бол.
Who likes who?
Залуучууд ер нь Элбэгээд нэлээд ам муутай байгаа бололтой. Арга ч үгүй биз. Шудрага ёс шудрага ёс л гэх юм, шудрага ёс гэж юу юм бэ? Энхбаярт архаг МАХН-ны гишүүд дэндүү хайртайг хүн болгон мэдэх бөлгөө.
Who says what?
Урьдчилсан судалгаагаар Энхбаяр илүү явна гэх юм... Мэдэхгүй. Энхбаяр нь бараг Элбэгээгээс дээр биз. Идэж ууж ханаа биз гэж бодохсон. Нэг том аюул гэвч байна. Их өрийн асуудал дээр хэдэн сая ногоон гувшсан хүн Оросын талын одоо хэлсэн бүгдийг YES SIR хэмээн биелүүлэхээс өөр аргагүй болжээ. Өөрөөр хэлбэл Оросын бууны нохой. Баяр угаас Орост ээлтэй хүн. Тэгэхээр хммм...
Who is gonna win?
Миний бодлоор Элбэгдорж цэвэр ялах шинжтэй. С.Баяр мэдэж байсан. Энхбаяр энэ сонгуулийн дараа улс төрөөс чад хийнэ гэдгийг. Харж л сууя.
Posted on Monday, May 11, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
May 10, 2009
OK, now this is lame - waking up in the middle of the night for no reason and reaching for my laptop... fml.
I am a lazy person. I also want to succeed in life. Huh? Doesn't go well together... I have never heard any inspiring stories that miraculously spit out success without hard work and dedication. If there is any, remember luck is on YOUR side sometimes, but not very very very often. In my simplistic view of life, there is me sitting on a beach sipping Corona extra and I want money, fame, successful life, beautiful girls and sexy cars...
Well I can be a businessman on the beach...
Well I can be a businessman on the beach...
Let me introduce you to my world of imagination - the world of logical flaws. Just doesn't make sense aye? Even an introductory economics class will tell you Money = Work. Some believe money is happiness. I am not going to argue, that might be the case. Maybe not. Nevertheless, I want to be a happy person. If there is ever a shortcut to happiness, I would be the first person to find it and take it. Even if there aren't any shortcuts, I would still be the one who looks for it every single second while I am still breathing.
If a model, a pre-determined path or whatever that I just can copy paste, which then will guarantee me money and money existed, my dream would come true. I don't wanna think to get rich. I just want money. Even if it is plagiarism, I would still copy everything, each single step to succeed. I am quite sure it is impossible to expel a person from life. All I am saying is I will do whatever it takes to make easy fortune, I'll kill a person, I'll become a prostitute - whatever it takes.
Ok, let's cut on this bullshit. All I am SAYING is no work, no money. I know I am terrible at making a point. I do whatever it takes. Even if it makes me look retarded. There is no such thing as easy money. Well you can win a lottery, as I mentioned earlier, some can get lucky, but you still need the money to buy your lottery tickets. You gotta work your ass off just to taste the drop of success. Success is not always money. Money is never happiness, instead a tool. That's how I look at it. Let yourself define success. Success can be anything. Someone once told me "Don't let anyone else define success for you...". A faithful, happy and big family can be success. It takes a lot of hard work to maintain a stable family. A random comment here. For the wives whose husbands cheat, don't blame it purely on the guy. It's your fault too. It's your reponsibility to constantly attract and seduce your husband. Nah nah. Don't tell me, we give birth, raise the kids and don't have time. Life is never fair. Your husband, your responsibility. Hah. An idea? A light bulb? Let's get back to the topic. You are not married yet. You have a girlfriend instead. Carrying on a healthy relationship with a girl is a hardwork as well. I know a lot of people who say relationhip sucks, it' too complicated, girls are complicated... well good luck. It costs a lot of brain cells and takes a lot of hard work. Same for the ladies. Guys have feelings too. Building a healthy and nearly perfect relationship is harder than making 1 million on the stock market by shortselling bonds.
One day you got too drunk and got your girlfriend pregnant. Raising a baby is even worse. It's constant pressure, dedication and hard work with a bit of love and some daipers. You can't quit now. Now you have to feed three instead of one. Good job. Every single aspect of your life is a challenge. When a person wants a happy life he has to work for it, every day of his life. Life is a game that you can't fail because there is only one lifeline. Failure is gameover.
Ok, let's cut on this bullshit. All I am SAYING is no work, no money. I know I am terrible at making a point. I do whatever it takes. Even if it makes me look retarded. There is no such thing as easy money. Well you can win a lottery, as I mentioned earlier, some can get lucky, but you still need the money to buy your lottery tickets. You gotta work your ass off just to taste the drop of success. Success is not always money. Money is never happiness, instead a tool. That's how I look at it. Let yourself define success. Success can be anything. Someone once told me "Don't let anyone else define success for you...". A faithful, happy and big family can be success. It takes a lot of hard work to maintain a stable family. A random comment here. For the wives whose husbands cheat, don't blame it purely on the guy. It's your fault too. It's your reponsibility to constantly attract and seduce your husband. Nah nah. Don't tell me, we give birth, raise the kids and don't have time. Life is never fair. Your husband, your responsibility. Hah. An idea? A light bulb? Let's get back to the topic. You are not married yet. You have a girlfriend instead. Carrying on a healthy relationship with a girl is a hardwork as well. I know a lot of people who say relationhip sucks, it' too complicated, girls are complicated... well good luck. It costs a lot of brain cells and takes a lot of hard work. Same for the ladies. Guys have feelings too. Building a healthy and nearly perfect relationship is harder than making 1 million on the stock market by shortselling bonds.
One day you got too drunk and got your girlfriend pregnant. Raising a baby is even worse. It's constant pressure, dedication and hard work with a bit of love and some daipers. You can't quit now. Now you have to feed three instead of one. Good job. Every single aspect of your life is a challenge. When a person wants a happy life he has to work for it, every day of his life. Life is a game that you can't fail because there is only one lifeline. Failure is gameover.
People say the best things in life are free. Bullshit. There is no such thing as free stuff. Maybe some free t-shirt giveaways in college assuming you have 100% scholarship, then yes it's free. Whatever you consider best in life, love, family, kids, friends or a bottle of beer, they are definitely and absolutely not free. You got to work for it. I don't even think god is free. You have to pay. Before you take a shot of vodka for a successful life at some semi-formal with your friends, think again. Let's say you get a free pack of cigarettes every day. Is smoking free now? Yeah sure, excluding the fact that you are giving up 10 years of your life and paying it by lung cancer. Nature is the biggest free market out there. If there was anything free, even nature won't be able to handle the unlimited demand for it. Nothing can deal with infinity. Maybe Obama.
Holy F. It's 5.30 am. FML again.
Holy F. It's 5.30 am. FML again.
Posted on Sunday, May 10, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
May 9, 2009
Behind every song a person likes, there is a reason. Right now it's snowing outside. It's almost mid May for god's sake, and still I can see snowflakes, lots of them through the window. Sitting on my bed, looking at the window, it is beautiful. It's the time of the day when the world unfolds it's great beauty. I don't need to travel to Victoria falls to get self satisfaction and joy. Still staring at the window, only one thing comes to my mind. A masterpiece. Nature itself is the greatest artist of all. What you see is not always what it is. My warm and cozy room with the light dimmed to an extent that it feels so comfortable. I just don't feel like moving for the next couple of hours. From inside, the outside world looks so harmonious and perfect. I know once I make the first step from my door, the cold wind will haunt my soul. When you sit and stare long enough, you get to the trance state that you start seeing the snowfalkes dance in front of your eyes. You start hearing the music that it is dancing to. You start hearing the heartbeat of the world. Elegant yet lively. Behind every song a person likes, there is a meaning. A song is a reminder. Maybe to remind you your loved ones, a certain incident or the place you love. Memories are carried through songs. A stress reliever... to be cont.
One night to be confused
One night to speed up truth
We had a promise made
Four hands and then away
Both under influence
We had divine sense
To know what to say
Mind is a razorblade
Posted on Saturday, May 09, 2009 by Amar Baatartsogt
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